furnace
To fuck-her-in-the-ass.
furnace
The general term for the external and some of the internal female genetalia. All of the mons pubis, the vulva, labia and vagina ending with the cervix. So named for the heat it exudes.Furnace
In the Dream SMP (meaning Survival MultiPlayer), there was a joke created that standing on a crafting table meant to have sex, or more specifically, to give/receive a blowjob. (Search 'crafting table' for more info) Skeppy, one of the players on the Dream SMP, took that joke and extended it to include furnaces, saying that standing on a furnace was "worse." Only he knows what he truly meant, but the fandom took that to mean sex. For example, versions of the furnace jokes, instead of just receiving a blow job, the people "standing on a furnace" for each other do what you do with furnaces; you put your meat in one ;). There have also been jokes regarding enchanting tables, which is a step after that.
Example:
"George~, would you ever stand on a crafting table for me?"
George looked up at Dream's smiling face. He sighed and quietly responded,
"I would stand on a furnace for you."
Dream's smile dropped as he realized what that would entail. He quietly approached the smaller man.
"Would you now?" Dream asked, just as quietly. There's no way he could be serious. Right?
George stared back, unblinking, and then broke the eye contact. He wordlessly reached out and grabbed Dream's hand, led him to the kitchen, mined one of the stacks of furnaces down so that there was just one, and then climbed on top of it.
George smirked and stood up for a second before crouching so that their faces were level. George pulled Dream in for a kiss. After the two men severed the contact, Dream blushed profusely, climbed onto the furnace, and began to kiss his again with more fire and passion than before. One thing led to another, and Dream's dick ended up inside of George. Multiple times. And they made love in the kitchen for hours. George couldn't walk or remember his name afterwards.
"George~, would you ever stand on a crafting table for me?"
George looked up at Dream's smiling face. He sighed and quietly responded,
"I would stand on a furnace for you."
Dream's smile dropped as he realized what that would entail. He quietly approached the smaller man.
"Would you now?" Dream asked, just as quietly. There's no way he could be serious. Right?
George stared back, unblinking, and then broke the eye contact. He wordlessly reached out and grabbed Dream's hand, led him to the kitchen, mined one of the stacks of furnaces down so that there was just one, and then climbed on top of it.
George smirked and stood up for a second before crouching so that their faces were level. George pulled Dream in for a kiss. After the two men severed the contact, Dream blushed profusely, climbed onto the furnace, and began to kiss his again with more fire and passion than before. One thing led to another, and Dream's dick ended up inside of George. Multiple times. And they made love in the kitchen for hours. George couldn't walk or remember his name afterwards.
The Furnace
An alternative venue/nightclub in Swindon UK.
Well known for being the only good place in Swindon for alternative music on a regular basis.
Has hosted some top live bands over the years and is home to the RAGE club night every Friday playing only Rock Metal and Punk all night.
Well known for being the only good place in Swindon for alternative music on a regular basis.
Has hosted some top live bands over the years and is home to the RAGE club night every Friday playing only Rock Metal and Punk all night.
Furnace
the furnace
Someone so incredibly hot and hunk-i-licious that you can't sleep in the same bed with them otherwise you will be overcome with sweat and desire.
Example:
"Oh man, I was sleeping with the furnace last night and I just had to get out of there because I was sweating so bad and I was so horny, though I couldn't possibly do it again because my coot was allready sore from his huge penis."
"Oh man, I was sleeping with the furnace last night and I just had to get out of there because I was sweating so bad and I was so horny, though I couldn't possibly do it again because my coot was allready sore from his huge penis."
Furnace
Exceeding “fire” and “hot” furnace is used to describe those things in life that are too hot to touch.
Franklin Furnace
A sexual move to be used on a female, named after the shitty town in Ohio. It requires the following props: a lit candle, Franklin brand batting glove, and electric blanket set to "high."
The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.
Warning: for advanced level lovers only!
The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.
Warning: for advanced level lovers only!
Example:
Ronnie:"Salty, ever given a girl the Franklin Furnace?"
Salty:"No, I'm not cool like Jason and Ronnie"
Ronnie:"Salty, ever given a girl the Franklin Furnace?"
Salty:"No, I'm not cool like Jason and Ronnie"
furnace level
Started with the crafting table meme from a GeorgeNotFound stream but furnace level is when things get wild when two people have sex to be exact
Example:
Person A: let’s take things to the next level.
Person B: what level to be exact?~
Person A: Furnace level~
Person A: let’s take things to the next level.
Person B: what level to be exact?~
Person A: Furnace level~
Fart Furnace
After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.
Example:
Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.
Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.