searcher

This title is awarded to anyone who, after years of searching, finally finds someone's long lost uncle using advanced radar technology from the CIA. If not performed correctly, you can triangulate the position of the wrong uncle, which can be catastrophic. It takes dedication, perseverance, and flexibility to triangulate someone's uncle. Only few men in the galaxy are capable of such a task.



clout searcher
Someone who takes measures into their own hands, in search of desperate need of fame.
Example:
Why is this guy on social media degrading females... Well, afterall he's the typical clout searcher.


liver searcher
One whos penis is so large that it penetrates past the vagina and into the liver.
Example:
Bedster told me that his dick is so large that it is a liver searcher. I then replied with "yes mon."


syph-searcher
An unsavory character who is deliberately looking to catch Syphilis.
Example:
TWO GUYS WALK UP INTO A PUB TO CHILL AND CHOP GIRLS.

guy #1: There is some fine ass booty up in this piece... waitin' fo a chick to hit.

guy #2: Dude, it is like you want to contract and scabby disease on your fire hose

guy #1: Who the f%&@ is you talkin' to???

guy #4: You!!! Wow you are such a syph-searcher


Searcher's Block
When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.
Example:
"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."


Fag Searcher
The Bing.com search engine, which also looks like a giant cigarette (also known as a "fag" in British slang).

The orange search button on Bing.com looks like the filter on a cigarette, while the search query text field forms the cigarette's long white tobacco rod. The Bing.com logo is the smoke itself, drifting from the fag.
Example:
Jonathan: I'm tired of using Google, they're in cahoots with the NSA.
Lisa: Why not try using Bing.com?
Jonathan: You mean the Fag Searcher? No way man, I stopped submitting myself to the subliminal advertisements of the tobacco companies back in the 70s.


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