shog
shog
Example:
Everytime our bus goes over train tracks, your girlfriend shogs something fierce.
Remember, fat-campers: if you ain't shoggin', you ain't joggin'.
Everytime our bus goes over train tracks, your girlfriend shogs something fierce.
Remember, fat-campers: if you ain't shoggin', you ain't joggin'.
shog
Example:
"That gunter looked well up for it last night."
"Aye, I took her back to my mum's whilst I was doin' nowt for shog like."
"That gunter looked well up for it last night."
"Aye, I took her back to my mum's whilst I was doin' nowt for shog like."
shog
shog
A derogitory description of an unattractive woman. Typically, "shog" is used to describe an overweight or obese woman but can be used as a general term for women. It is an abreviated term for "Sweaty Hog".
Example:
1.) I can't believe you took that shog home with you!
2.) Get ready guys, we are going shog-hunting tonight.
3.) You remember that shog at the bar, I could have sworn I heard the floor begin to buckle.
1.) I can't believe you took that shog home with you!
2.) Get ready guys, we are going shog-hunting tonight.
3.) You remember that shog at the bar, I could have sworn I heard the floor begin to buckle.
shog
dog shit
Etymology: a euphemism derived from the spoonerized and abbreviated original term: dog shit = shog dit = shog.
First used in the early 1970s by the author's mum, the phrase was often to be heard whilst out walking, due to the propensity for one's shoes to find the aforementioned medium with frightening regularity.
NOTE: The event is often followed by a ritual display that could easily be confused with the Michael Jackson 'moonwalk' as the victim utilizes the nearest grass verge in order to remove as much 'shog' as possible.
Etymology: a euphemism derived from the spoonerized and abbreviated original term: dog shit = shog dit = shog.
First used in the early 1970s by the author's mum, the phrase was often to be heard whilst out walking, due to the propensity for one's shoes to find the aforementioned medium with frightening regularity.
NOTE: The event is often followed by a ritual display that could easily be confused with the Michael Jackson 'moonwalk' as the victim utilizes the nearest grass verge in order to remove as much 'shog' as possible.
Example:
'Look out for that shog!'
'I knew it. He's gone right in that shog!'
'Oh God, you've got shog everywhere again!'
'Look out for that shog!'
'I knew it. He's gone right in that shog!'
'Oh God, you've got shog everywhere again!'