smoke weed

to take marijuana and smoke it in the form of a blunt, joint, in a bong, pipe, bubbler, vaporizor, valcano, perculator, or roar.



smoking weed
Usually happens before/during Getting High.
Can be smoked in forms of Joints, blunts, spliffs, hot knives, or from bowls coming out of pipes, bongs or vaporizors.

Example:
dude 1: I want to be smoking weed by 4:20 today.
dude 2: Why 4:20?
dude 1: ... I dunno somethign to do.
dude 1: cool, im down fersure


Smoke weed
A phrase used commonly among stoner's when somebody forgets that they are currently in possession of the pipe or joint and proceeds to babble nonsensically prior to taking their hit. The phrase "smoke weed" is used in these situations to remind the offender to take their hit and pass it because others are waiting on them. This phrase is often followed by the word "damn it" or "bitch".
Example:
Dave: *passes joint to carl*
Carl: Ya know man, i bet we could turn your neighbors pool into a giant ass gravity bong! we just need, like a trash can and some other shit
Next kid in circle: Smoke weed, bitch


Smoke weed everyday
The last line of the 1999 song "The Next Episode" by Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, and Nate Dogg. Contrary to popular belief, Nate Dogg said it, not Snoop. The phrase became a meme and was extremely popular in 2015. Often associated with an animated GIF of Snoop Dogg doing a little dance.
Example:
Hold up, waiiiiiiit
For my niggaz who be thinkin we soft
We don't, playyy
We gon' rock it til the wheels fall off
Hold up, heyyy
For my niggaz who be actin too bold
Take a, seeaaaaaat
Hope you ready for the next episode
Hey hey hey hey....
...
...Smoke weed everyday!


smoke weed errday
A variation on "Smoke Weed Everyday", originally from the rap single "The Next Episode" (released 2000) by hip hop artists Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.

The catch phrase, as well as its many variations, is used in many image macros, remixes and youtube videos.
Example:
I'm not smoking any more, but I ain't smoking any less. smoke weed errday


The Rules of Smoking Weed
The unwritten street rules of smoking weed in groups or circles, usually broken by rookie smokers. Without these, it would be anarchy. Does not apply if you are smoking something to your face. These rules are not in any specific order.

- Rollers Rights are always in effect
- The person who purchased or chips in the most money for the weed always gets to roll
- You cannot complain about the weed being bush if you did not chip any money in to buy it
- Calling out deuce before the joint is rolled up results in getting bitch place (last in line)
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to back down
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to take baby-tokes
- Rookies acting paranoid will result in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Dropping the the blunt or spliff results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Not "ringing" a canoeing blunt with saliva to fix it results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Always smoke it down to the last toke
- What happens in the smoking circle stays in the smoking circle (unless it was way too funny)
Example:
*Rookie drops the blunt, gets punched by everybody*
Rookie: Why?!?!?!?!
Me: Don't you know The Rules of Smoking Weed? Don't ever drop the blunt!


smoke weed everyday
Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.

It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?

Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...
Example:
I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)


does hess smoke weed
a phrase used by a certain group to denote the fact that @Hess#6747 does, in fact, smoke weed
Example:
?tag does hess smoke weed -- yes


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