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A DEVILISH HOLIDAY MADE TO MURDER INNOCENT EGGS BY PLAYING MANY GAMES, FOR EXAMPLE THERES A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA FIND THE EGGS HIDDENT BY EVIL AND HEARTLESS MONSTERS AND THEN EAT THEM (if they are chocolate eggs). AND THERES ALSO A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA HOLD AN EGG WITH YOUR SPOON SO IT DOESN'T CRACK AND DIE, YES PEOPLE, DIE.



easter
n. A roided up keebler elf who wont be able to hack it in Varsity Football and abuses young girls.
Example:
Did you see that Easter taking it up the butt from those upper classmen?...Man he'll never make it past camp Cocoa...What a friggin douche.


easter
HOORAY for the PAGANS :-(

Christians have foolishly tied their beliefs with a PAGAN festival, full of Easter Bunnies and all kinds of crap! As a result, Christ regularly gets forgotten in the commercially driven, satanic festival!

It's just like Christmas ... Christian festivals are DROWNED by consumerism, drunken behaviour, and Christmas trees (created by German PAGANS).

It's all absurd - God Almighty didn't tell us to celebrate pagan festivals!!
Example:
Easter is not about the Sacrifice of Jesus Christ, it's about Eastre, a Goddess WHO DOESN'T EXIST!

Satan is "destroying wonderfully", as the Bible said he would ;-)

Here's the TRUTH:

Easter is PAGAN ... the name comes from a Goddess ...


easter
To force someone into a sexual act through manipulation or incapacitation.

From a story told by US Army soldiers after Desert Storm about a soldier who used ether to knock out his tent-mate and force anal sex. The name of the story was "The Ether Buddy," and a common mispronunciation was "The Easter Bunny."
Example:
He easterd you into doing WHAT??


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