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Bruce Bruce is a name synonymous with keeping audiences rolling with laughter thanks to his captivating improv skills.
Bruce's larger than life comedic style has been showcased across the country as well as
on hit television programs, while his wit, spontaneity and dazzling personality sets him apart from other standup comedians. Although Bruce is known for his adult comedy, he prides himself on not using vulgarity to win a laugh. He also does comedy appropriate for the entire family and has earned his title as the "Mayor of Comedy." After receiving the highest ratings ever as the Host of BET s
10th anniversary Comic View in 2001, Bruce signed on again to Host the 2002 Comic View season. Bruce is also featured as Dewayne the good-natured "
rent-a-cop" in the Lion s Gate Films feature The Wash, directed by DJ Pooh, starring Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. He can also be seen in Outkast svideo So Fresh, So Clean, Directed by Dave Myers. He was featured at the prestigious Black Film Festival in
Acapulco (2001), the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal (2000/2001), Laffapalooza Festival in Atlanta, GA (2000/2001), the US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, CO (2001/2002) and can be seen in comedy clubs around the country. Currently, you can catch Bruce's half hour special "Comedy Central Presents...." on Comedy Central.according to rapper
Too $hort, he likes skinny girls
Brucing
by Nasca Dopant on Oct 18, 2011 00:50:02
Brucing (to Bruce or to be
Bruced) involves the
grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the
Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a
hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the
Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.
Example:
"He
Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his
awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"
Bruced
by 71OLDS on Nov 15, 2013 08:28:51
The act of showing up second to claim a prize.
Originated in a Adventure Motorcycle
tag game in Ohio where a guy name Bruce kept showing up second to claim the tag.
It has
since been adopted by tag games in all
50 states and thousands of people have been "Bruced"
Bruce
by kaykarlol on Jul 20, 2015 13:47:04
Bruce is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. He is so lovable and caring. He puts you before himself most of the time even though he doesn't need to. He is the world's greatest
cuddler ever. And when he kisses you it's like you're underwater (its amazing). He writes
poems and songs and they're amazing. He has amazing brown eyes and if you
look right into them you're
mesmerized. He's been through a lot but he gets stronger by it. He's so handsome its hard to explain with only words. Hes so fantastic and hes not someone that you want to lose. If you don't have a Bruce in your life, then i feel bad i for you because they're amazing.
brucely
by FocusedX on Jul 01, 2012 17:31:29
adverb
1. in a badass way;
adjective
1. to exhibit awesomeness like that of a great martial arts master
verb
1. to focus one's
energies on
mastery
2. to perform numerous exceptional
feats
3. to strive for self knowledge
4. to pursue excellence beyond limits
Bruce
by VRsunandmoon on May 18, 2018 20:40:14
Bruce is stubborn, selfish, careless friend. If he thinks your
not good enough or your toxic to him, he will
cut you off from his life. On the other hand Bruce is an amazing, kind guy, always ready to smile. It doesn´t take long for any girl to make
the connection. You go from being acquaintances to close friends... to lovers. You can share all feelings with him. Bruces are precisious gift of your life, until they decide that you are not suited for them.
Example:
Don´t let Bruce play with your
feelings! Don´t let Bruce
hurt you!
Bruce
by Maddie2011 on Feb 02, 2009 06:24:36
Bruce is an awsome person. He is kind,
loveing,and respectful. He knows how to let lose,however he should always be taken seriously.Bruce is
deffently NOT your average joe,and a complete foil of most guys. Heres a shocker he actully cares about people other than himself! Bruce is kind and loveing to his family and friends, and will always have your back. Over all Bruce is a completly amazing person!
Example:
Girl1: This guy is sweet, caring, and attractive!
Girl2: wow! Let me
guess his name is
bruce right?
Girl1: yes! how
did you know?
Girl2: cause only totally amazing people are named bruce.
Bruce
by Deacon D on May 02, 2007 13:27:29
Bruce is slang for Marijuana (weed). It is a shorter version of "
Bruce Banner" which is used as slang for the drug since it is the name of The Incredible Hulk who is big and green.
The most credited reference is from a rap lyric in
Dr Dre's "Some L.A. Niggaz" from
King T's verse which goes:
"I'm comin 'Straight Outta Compton' with a loose cannon
Smoke big green, call it Bruce Banner"
Bruce
by onechillbruce on Nov 06, 2011 04:32:17
Basically the sole meaning of a bro who is so chill, savage, and
fucking cool that he out bruces everyone when he walks into a room. Hell outsmoke the stoners,
throw some sauce with the boozebags, and bag the finest
broads. Do not fuck with this type of man...
Example:
Losers always complain about there best, and
winners go home and bang
the prom queen, thats fuckin
bruce as fuck.