the prom

please accept my history as i accept yoursno questions, no accusations herejust weird unfunny jokes and dance and smiles and the occasional roastmiss you, see you soon🖤



prom
A very overrated school function that is basically a money maker for the school.

Usually the ones that go to prom are

1. Steady couples
2. The popular girls dating the popular guys
3. Horny creepy looking guys looking to get laid
4. A few, not too many, random couples that just want to go
5. A few people that just can't get a date but still go just to "say you been there." Usually are a little chubby, gay, or socially inept.

When you get there, you eat food in the weirdest combinations like lasagna and mashed potatoes and dance to stuff that you hear on Top 40 at Wal Mart or something off the local urban station.
Example:
Prom is overated; I rather spend my money on something more important, my college education.


Prom
A formal dance in highschool where guys spend a lot of money and take a girl somewhere nice to eat and have to come up with a creative way to ask a girl out. For example: over urban dictionary.
Example:
Caleb: Man I wish I could think of a way to ask Lesli to prom

Lesli, will you be my date for prom 2010?


prom
To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!

To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.

To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...
Example:
I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.


prom
(noun) formal dance, usually in the springtime.

for high school juniors and seniors, and the occasional underclassman who gets asked by a desperate upperclassman.

slightly overrated.

some may experience a 'creative' way of being asked to the dance.
Example:
'creative' way of asking: someone painting 'PROM?' on the hood of your brand new car with paint that actually doesn't wash off. you deny him, but take the homemade cookies he made for you, because shit, your car is fucked.


prom
Waste. Of. Money.
Example:
You have to pay obscene amounts of money for a god damn dance. Prom means you have to buy a Dress/Tux, Ticket, Limo, hotel, dinner, etc.


Latest Searches

If anything, rip-off, mexican, true, paragon, Needles Mahal, Slowing, upta, nice things, the fear, in the tank, slammer, fish-hook, perineal, game-ender, Kevin, Marcoing, Regret, took off, court in, blast off, rona, livestream, in minecraft, Schilling, make some bread, Prescott, we up, INTO THE THICK OF IT, Sioux City, underware, yaio, nigeled, lomax, the burn, The Salmon, Brood War, the two-two, My white, among those, interracial couple, Central America, candy wrappers, Rampant Sex, Secret Code, a Mack, Pompous Ass, Yaa, Veronica, Ben, Grocery store, the rink, Disarmingly, Karam, out of towners, Flairing, Jason Hudson, For gods sake, hook, watup, big daddy, bangers , cachet, tactless, spider-man, theah, corner, delusional, the Commander, Project Mbappe, track stand, tombs, Numerator, Gojo Satoru, Dollar Bills, That bullshit, bringer, cracked, start something, Checking out, by a nose, babies daddy, You Suck, cliff bar, britain, grade 7, Fight, cross out, The land, GAMECOCK, Roy, in the pit, packaging, collaborative, L, lady lumps, homeboy, Please, just go, charleston, gunt, Bangtan, ya ya, Randomg, All new, hootchie, after school, trading card game, In the middle, sop, the crisps, Misspellation, homebody, You will cry, Hot Ass Mess, gangsta rap, Randall Flagg, daniels, big A, not a fan, hollyoaks, blech, energy drinks, summon, tipe, Preschooled, zach sang stans, Autobahn, Robert Trujillo, micronesians, Tik Tok famous, To Completion, powers, THE NECK, Sheldon Cooper, Desking, YO Wtf, Small Child, Tanty, hostage, Thug Wannabe, Saved, KICKS ASS, personal attack, rampant, Stepping, tickling the rubber, let you go, get the door, seal of approval, NoobToob, taking a shit, Laggy, pre-pubescent, American League, the Donald, ughm, Rosen, pleasant, lean, high class, York, Daily Mail, Lesbian sex, gobble, strugglin, suck dick, 2:30, DUOS, sludge, dates, like to talk, reactions, commie, the GULAG, VEE, Hair on Fire, Double V, A moses, will slap, on that G, sissors, feller, Brodie, R18, wicked, donating, up against the wall, the hillbilly, HWDP, This right here, Twisty, no Taco, Sup man, trouble maker, supper, exhort, Sex-wee, Maxene, My rocket, Indian American, THE prom, If anything, rip-off, mexican, true, paragon, Needles Mahal, Slowing, upta, nice things, the fear, in the tank, slammer, fish-hook, perineal, game-ender, Kevin, Marcoing, Regret, took off, court in, blast off, rona, livestream, in minecraft, Schilling, make some bread, Prescott, we up, INTO THE THICK OF IT, Sioux City, underware, yaio, nigeled, lomax, the burn, The Salmon, Brood War, the two-two, My white, among those, interracial couple, Central America, candy wrappers, Rampant Sex, Secret Code, a Mack, Pompous Ass, Yaa, Veronica, Ben, Grocery store, the rink, Disarmingly, Karam, out of towners, Flairing, Jason Hudson, For gods sake, hook, watup, big daddy, bangers , cachet, tactless, spider-man, theah, corner, delusional, the Commander, Project Mbappe, track stand, tombs, Numerator, Gojo Satoru, Dollar Bills, That bullshit, bringer, cracked, start something, Checking out, by a nose, babies daddy, You Suck, cliff bar, britain, grade 7, Fight, cross out, The land, GAMECOCK, Roy, in the pit, packaging, collaborative, L, lady lumps, homeboy, Please, just go, charleston, gunt, Bangtan, ya ya, Randomg, All new, hootchie, after school, trading card game, In the middle, sop, the crisps, Misspellation, homebody, You will cry, Hot Ass Mess, gangsta rap, Randall Flagg, daniels, big A, not a fan, hollyoaks, blech, energy drinks, summon, tipe, Preschooled, zach sang stans, Autobahn, Robert Trujillo, micronesians, Tik Tok famous, To Completion, powers, THE NECK, Sheldon Cooper, Desking, YO Wtf, Small Child, Tanty, hostage, Thug Wannabe, Saved, KICKS ASS, personal attack, rampant, Stepping, tickling the rubber, let you go, get the door, seal of approval, NoobToob, taking a shit, Laggy, pre-pubescent, American League, the Donald, ughm, Rosen, pleasant, lean, high class, York, Daily Mail, Lesbian sex, gobble, strugglin, suck dick, 2:30, DUOS, sludge, dates, like to talk, reactions, commie, the GULAG, VEE, Hair on Fire, Double V, A moses, will slap, on that G, sissors, feller, Brodie, R18, wicked, donating, up against the wall, the hillbilly, HWDP, This right here, Twisty, no Taco, Sup man, trouble maker, supper, exhort, Sex-wee, Maxene, My rocket,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!