the John Daly

n. a mixed drink 2 parts vodka, one part iced tea, one part lemonaden. a golfer infamous for drinking and gambling (and playing golf)



John Daly
The alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, a 1/2 ice tea 1/2 lemonade drink. The John Daly is the same, with your favorite vodka poured heavy. Named after the often challenged, alcohol-loving pro golfer.
Example:
There's the waitress. What do you want to drink, an Arnold Palmer?

Nope- it's Friday, and we can leave work early- if we even go back . Let's have a John Daly or two and see if we can cop a buzz...


John Daly
Like an Arnold Palmer Half and Half (50% Lemonade/50% Iced Tea) but with a twist in the only John Daly Style. Booze is of course added. (Numerous wives and children as well as trips to rehab are your own option)

1 Gallon Iced Tea
1 Gallon Lemonade
1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka
1 Afternoon to Waste.
Example:
Man at bar: "My 6th wife left me, I had to take a paternity test today, my rehab sponsor dropped me, and I haven't placed in a golf tournament in years."
Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."


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