hornet

The successor to the spitball, not as gross but infinitely more painful. A hornet is a folded piece of paper, bullet-like in appearance, which is shot from an elastic band stretched between the thumb and index finger, at bare skin and unsuspecting heads. Very useful for sending notes with the added bonus of annoying the hell out of the receiver. Usually favored and obsessed over by militaristic kids who love practicing their head-shots/nut-shots on quiet kids or SPEDs. They can also be recycled for use as spitballs.



hornet
something you shoot from a rubber band and it really hurts! (made from paper)
Example:
"The best hornets to shoot at people should be thick and probably made out of flash cards" ~ Me


hornet
1. A member of a covert group of students (the Hornetz) at Staples High School in Westport, CT that harasses opposing teams at basketball games by jeering and conducting other mischief (ex: urinating on their property in the locker room). They can be recognized by their Charlotte Hornets hats.

2. Deriving from #1, used often as "great, hot, or excellent". See examples below.
Example:
Have a hornets day!
That party was so hornets.


hornet
A rolled-up and folded piece of paper, cardboard or other such material to form a rough "V" shape. The wide end is pulled back on a rubber band and fired as a projectile. Should this hornet strike at bare skin (esp. areas with a lot of nerve endings like the palm of your hand or inner thighs) it'll hurt like a bitch! Sometimes, paper clips may be unfolded and inserted in/used as hornets. Often used in schools, libraries and other places of study by immature kids. Don't be surprised when they cry their asses off because you popped them good, though!
Example:
Joe: Owwwww!! Damn!

Christine: What?! What happened?

Joe: Some asshat shot me with a hornet!

Immature n00b: LmAO I'M So LeEt!! LAwL!!1!

Christine: Taste my period-fueled rage, bitch!

*Christine shoots a hornet right between his eyes*

Immature n00b: OOOoOoooWWWwwWwwW!!!!!!!

Joe: LMAO! Nice shot!

Christine: Thanks!


hornet
a maneuver involving grabbing a dog's tail and placing the point of the tail into the dog's anus. resulting in discomfort and anger from the dog, pleasure for the hornet committer (horneter).
Example:
johnny gave his dog calum the sickest hornet yesterday!!


Hornets
Major assholes. Their sole purpose of living is to fuck you up. They are the biggest and shittiest of all wasps.
Example:
I hate Hornets.


The hornet
When a male gets an erection and attaches a needle to the end of his penis either by tape or some type of paste and uses it as a 'stinger' to ward off unwanted sexual advances. The plural is called a hornets nest which is when a group of men get together in the name of sport and literally have cock fights. The first hornet stinger to draw blood is the winner.
Example:
While i was bent over picking up my towel after a shower wes came rushing up behind me naked. I quickly turned and gave him the hornet.


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