GPS
GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. A woman that thinks her pussy is GOLD. More valuable than it is. A stuck up bitch!
GPS
Golden Pussy Syndrom --- An affliction that strikes some women whereby the woman thinks that her sexuality is worth more than it really is. Common symptoms include trying to get a man to buy her a bunch of expensive shit or pay all her bills for the privledge of having sex with her.GPS
A 'wonderful' device, surpassing the directional capabilities of the compass, finally enabling many women to drive freely. This device follows a series of similar advancements, such as power steering, power brakes, and the mini-van. This has begun to overthrow the logical reasoning that when a male and female are in the same vehicle, any male of driving age should be driving the vehicle unless intoxicated or otherwise unable to drive the vehicle.
Example:
Husband: Hey honey, why don't you go downtown to that Chinese place and pick us up something to eat.
Wife: But I don't know how to get there, We have been there at least 30 times, but I'm a women, so I just can't remember.
Husband: Don't worry, I got you this brand new GPS, it talks to you and tells you how to get to places you should already know how to get to.
Wife: Now I can finally drive outside the neighborhood without getting lost! YAY! :)
Husband: Hey honey, why don't you go downtown to that Chinese place and pick us up something to eat.
Wife: But I don't know how to get there, We have been there at least 30 times, but I'm a women, so I just can't remember.
Husband: Don't worry, I got you this brand new GPS, it talks to you and tells you how to get to places you should already know how to get to.
Wife: Now I can finally drive outside the neighborhood without getting lost! YAY! :)
GPS
Acronym for go pound sand.
GPS
Global Positioning System
Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.
Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.
GPS
Example:
Jim : My GPS doesn’t work
Billy : I’ve got GPS
Jim : Really?
Billy : Ya... giant penis syndrome!! Haha
Jim : My GPS doesn’t work
Billy : I’ve got GPS
Jim : Really?
Billy : Ya... giant penis syndrome!! Haha
GPS
The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.
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Girl's prepatory School in Chattanooga TN, is a institution for young prudes to attend for a greater education. They are below the typical standards of beauty throughout the world. For normal girls they have a cycle once a month where they menstrate through the vaginal tube. However these girls have this cycle year round which allows them to have a higher bitchyness level. By the way their menstration attracts bears. They are also referred to as GPMS girls. This stands for girls- PMS. Stay away.
Example:
My friend tadd was walking through the woods with a girl that was from GPS and he got mauled by a bear.
My friend tadd was walking through the woods with a girl that was from GPS and he got mauled by a bear.
GPS
an acronym for gay penis syndrome. First diagnosed by famed scholar Derek Bowles. When a man is straight, and is attracted to woman, but who's penis is not.
A way of mocking a friend.
A way of mocking a friend.
GPS
Great Personal Style, as Brandon Flowers (lead singer of the indie/alternative rock band "The Killers") quoted in an interview that someone had come up to him and said he had great GPS. Brandon asked what GPS was and the man replied "Great Personal Style"