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the affleck

The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.

the affleck

by sivman17 on Feb 11, 2008 07:21:44

The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.

Example:
"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."

Afflecking

by TheDude765123 on Nov 30, 2015 19:23:48

Shutting down discussion on an important topic by shouting the word "racist" where it doesn't belong.

Example:
"The world has an increasing problem with Islamic extremism, but before we discuss it, it's important to distinguish between criticism of Islam as a set of ideas and bigotry against Muslims as a people."
"You can't say that! It's gross! It's racist!"
"Woah, what's that guy's problem? Nothing I just said had anything to do with race."
"Don't mind him, he's just Afflecking."

affleck

by TwiggyRules on Sep 04, 2013 23:43:58

(verb) to assume a role you were never meant to have

Example:
Keanu Reeves really afflecked 'The Matrix'

afflecking

by fire ape on Jan 22, 2016 03:31:58

'afflecking: Publicly wallowing in moral disgust and righteous indignation rather than criticizing ideas on their merits. Publicly accusing someone of being racist because they criticize a religion or an ideology is an example of afflecking.

Example:
I tried to reason with her but she just kept afflecking.

afflecking

by Dodgethesnail on Jan 09, 2016 12:14:16

Completely ignoring a reasonable argument from someone you disagree with, only to interject with an emotionally charged accusation that the speaker is being gross and racist, when in fact they are being neither gross nor racist.

Example:
Ben didn't care to hear what Bill and Sam had to say, he just immediately started afflecking to avoid a rational conversation.

Afflecking

by Unknown Chemist on Aug 11, 2016 08:46:12

Succeeding despite a noticeable absence of talent, skill, charm and likeability. Affleckers are known to be totally oblivious to their obvious short-comings, making them even more obnoxious.

Example:
"You see Brian with that girl last night? He totally Afflecked that, dude."

"I didn't study, I'm pretty dumb, might as well try Afflecking my way through this exam!"

Affleck

by Luke on Feb 25, 2005 08:02:20

...was the bomb in Phantoms.

Example:
Word, bitch, Phantoms like a mo'fucker!

Affleck

by Chungus69 on Mar 28, 2016 02:45:57

1. The unexpected sight of male genitalia in a film. Originating from the shower scene in Gone Girl

2. Afflecked: The result of seeing unexpected male genitalia in a film.

Example:
"I was quite afflecked after seeing Ben Affleck's penis in Gone Girl"

"Wasn't that played by Matt Damon?"

Affleck

by jim on Jul 23, 2003 23:37:07

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

Example:
i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

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