the magician

when your hitting a girl from behind and tell her your about to cum and spit on her back and as she turns over you realise the pent up stream of sperm hiding in that chode of yours all over her.



The Magician
The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example:
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.


The Magician
When you pretend to cum in her so she gets worry that she is gonna get pregnant but then you say "sike check your ear"
Example:
Guy1: Ay dude yesterday i just pulled The Magician on my girl and she was so impressed
Guy2: Dame i gotta try it on my girl someday


The Magician
When a man is having sex doggy style with a woman (or man) facing a window. The man starts to slow down, going in and out slowly. Then another man comes over and slips it in while the first man leaves. The first man then procedes to leave the room, walk outside, and tap on the window. The woman (or man) then procedes to look up in shock at the relization of what has happened.
Example:
Bro 1: Hey you wanna go do the magician with your girl?

Bro 2: Yeah totally its freak her out!!


magician
to do a magician you need a few things. 1. 3 people one being a girl and yourself and a good frined with equal dick size. 2nd be in a room on the first floor with a good window view. fuck your girl doggy style then switch out with your friend without her knowing he is involved. sneak out of the house and go to the window outside and knock and wave

you guys have the magician and the phantom confused
Example:
jenny was confused when she saw the person outside who she thought was fucking her....she thought that he was some kind of magician


The Magician
The act of waiting for a girl to have the urge to urinate. When she feels she needs to, you stick your dick in her butt and have her pee, thus making it seem as if you are peeing through her.
Example:
I was magicianing this girl last night, when all the sudden Iactually peed, this made it very uncomfortable for the both of us.
The Magician


magician
(n.) Someone who practices in the art of illusion and magic to entertain others.

Often believed to also hold special abilities and manipulations through incantations, spells, etc.
Example:
Kid 1: My mom hired a magician for my birthday!
Kid 2: Ooh, that should be fun.


Magician
noun; A master of manipulation. A Magician can control anyone and everyone he wants to by merely speaking to them. He knows how to read a persons' emotions by looking into their eys... once this is done, he can evaluate what has been read and determine the best way to interact with that person to get what he wants. What he wants is rarely sex, though it would be easily in his ability to obtain that. The Magician considers himself an enigmatic figure, and is devoted to studying human emotion ( i.e what causes emotion in people, and what effect it can have on them.).

This means that the Magician is adept at handling multiple partner relationships, and can usually keep said relationships going for long periods of time.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude! That guy's got.. what.. 8 different girls?
Guy 2: Yeah man! And he's kept 'em going for l7 months!
Guy 1: Shit! And none of them know ANYTHING about the others?!
Guy 2: Nah, bro. This dude is a fucking MAGICIAN.


The Magician
The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example:
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.


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