the unborn
Currently a contender for worst film of 2009. Much like
One Missed Call before it, it's a mediocre PG-13 horror movie that was panned by critics.Some actually argue that it's original, when in fact The Unborn rips off from everything. It rips off from The Ring, it rips off from The Grudge, it rips off from The Shining, it rips off from Halloween, it rips off from Exorcism of Emily Rose, it rips off from Silent Hill, it rips off from
Jacob's Ladder, even manages to rip off from Invasion of the Body-Snatchers and Freddy vs. Jason.The marketing wasn't exactly creative as hell either. They showed the female lead in transparent panties with a creepy
ghost kid in the background on the cover and that was it. That's really all they used to market it.Of course Gary Oldman was great in it, that's why it was tragic to see him wasting his amazing talent in such a thing.
The Unborn
by Jilly528 on Jan 18, 2009 17:01:00
commercials for the movie scare the shit out of you but the movie comes up blue eyed dull. only good part is the
hot bf, and watching the whole theatre laughing their asses off as the old guy bends over
backward and climbs the stairs!
Example:
Ashley: Damn "The Unborn" so wasn't scary..
Jill: U still
sleepin wit the
lights on?
Ashley: Hell yesss.. wanna
sleep over??
Unborn Porn
by Melikim on Jan 22, 2011 04:00:23
The act of having yourself photograghed naked while pregnant as a form of "art"
OR
The
4D ultrasound to determine the sex of a baby with an
arrow pointing to the genitals.
Unborn Crib Midget
by geederd on Dec 13, 2021 08:48:26
Example:
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn
crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous
unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty
vigilante.