time capsuling

Time capsuling is talking or teaching someone younger about the past.



time capsule
When one releases a quantity of diarrhea into a thermos, seals the vessel, then forces the capsule up into their rectum to be opened at a later date.
Example:
Thomas has a time capsule that he says I can open on friday.


Alabama time capsule
When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.
Example:
Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.


time capsule
Here's a time capsule from 2024

FUUUCK HOW IS THIS STILL OVER CHARACTER MAX LIMIT AAAAAAA

screw it I'm migrating some of these over here

Minecraft is uh.. not doing the greatest right now it definitely used to be better (bite me)
Example:
time capsule:

uh.. something about a toilet I think?? Toilet man??????? uhhhh skibidi yes yes?? Oh! There's some camera guy.

Is skibidi like a new furry thing or something? Like a skibidi fetish?? You like dressing up like electronics??????

uh.. gyatt was it? I think it means ass

ahh means ass as well I guess

something about uhh fandom tax.. I guess fandom is taxing its users now

rizz is short for charisma or something but I don't understand why they didn't spell it riss like do you see a z ANYWHERE in charisma?? I suppose American English would've probably changed it to charizma by now if it was consistent. (Yes I'm shaming American English screw you)

I hope plant vs zombies improves itself but I know it won't and that just hurts my soul

something about ai I don't know we'll all die

hit that dislike button so no one sees this like way too early because it'll be really awkward

lil bro is a phrase I think I don't really know what it means buuuuut I see it sometimes.. rarely

popularMMOs my beloved ;(

I don't think saying "please dislike this" Would work so I'll do something to FORCE you to dislike this HAHA

suuuusssss sussy baka suuuusss *dabs epikly* haha trolled!! TROLLED!1!!!!! You're sooo suusssy hahaha uwu *nuzzles u cutely whilst dabbing like a big pro* haha soooo sus AMOGUS yeeet *default dances over ur dead corpse epikly*

I nearly died writing that so say thank you for such dedication to this


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