receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone



receptionist
The front line of putting up with annoying people. Answer phones, e-mails, voicemail, letters, sign for packages, write their name, and handle problems that shouldn't be handled by them to save anyone else from talking to that one annoying person on the phone. Will work their butt's off, and still seem like they're not doing much. Have impeccable style, and aren't afraid to tell you how it is. Don't piss off the receptionist, she does talk to the higher up's, and your name will come up.
Example:
"Man, that poor receptionist.."
"Geez, I wish I had the stamina of a receptionist."


Receptionist
Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.
Example:
Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.


Receptionist
Example:
Receptionist r Hella gay


Cum receptionist
One who is a research assistant to a successful thrustologist . Someone, typically a female, that spends at least most of their day receiving dick and thus consuming absurd amounts of hot man chowder.
Example:
Mark: Dude, I've been banging this bitch everyday for the last month.

Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.

Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.


Lonely Receptionist Syndrome
Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.
Example:
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.


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