tourney Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

tourney

Tourney, and Old English term referring to any sort of tournament or contest. It is still used today amongst certain people.

tourney

by JoeG314 on Feb 15, 2018 01:48:54

Tourney is short for tournament. A tourney is a competitive sporting event.

Example:
My friends would like to go to that Table Tennis tourney.

tourney

by GeorgeRRLame'in on Jul 19, 2017 06:13:55

A lazy / snobbish / poncy / unresearched way of writing the word tournament.

Tourney comes from 18th century Victorian romanticised idea of knights in shining armour. Prior to this it was rarely used in English, being a French word from the 14th century that itself was based on Latin and English. Instead of tourney, the English prior to Victorian airy fairy knights who lacked blood, guts, and gore, quite sensibly used the word "tournament".

Example:
"Oh priv thee syre! Shall we enter the tourney?" he said to the knight; "What you chattin' about boy? Are you some kind of snotling? I am a knight. I shall enter tournaments and risk my life for little reward."

tourney

by theskip on Feb 26, 2005 08:30:32

-anything having to do with or related to a poker tournament.
-tournament for short
- anything that is good

Example:
"Dude who wants to get a tourney goin?"
"Hey man, did you hear Joe just got his license?" "Tourney!"

fart tourney

by bobber astyrwhole on Sep 22, 2013 11:24:21

tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying

Example:
uncle gillis said aunt martha won another fart tourney, she held her breath for six seconds

Tummy sticks tourney

by Grimwolf on May 13, 2016 01:13:06

When two working males, often electricians, would strip nude in a secure location. The would then proced to joust or sword fight with their erect penises, drawing closer and closer until both are simply grinding against each other until they both ejaculate. In the end, the only one who loses however, are the ones that hired them.

Example:
Mike: "Hey, I bet Josh and Dave are just messing around while we work."

Jim: "You know them, the love to have a tummy sticks tourney."

Shimano Tourney

by Knmagor on May 17, 2023 22:05:43

shitty bicycle components that are found on BSOs from walmart and on shitty Trek Emonda series.

Example:
Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.

Tourney Team

by danade on Sep 22, 2021 08:14:16

Some gay people in a group chat on Discord that share gay videos with each other

Example:
Are you sure he's "Tourney Team" material?

Nah mate he isn't.

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