tyrannosaurus
When you take your girlfriend out for a romantic date at the local natural history museum, before luring her to you house and proceeding to forcefully and passionately sodomize her with the weight of a full grown hippopotamus.
tyrannosaurus
"Tyrant lizard king", the second most badass dinosaur out there, only following the velociraptor. Sure you can make fun of it's little arms but be prepared to get fucked up because this big ass mother fucker doesn't play around. If you see one of these don't even bother running because you don't stand a chance.tyrannosaurus
The Tyrannosaurus
When your having sex with a girl and you tell her to trust you, so you put a blindfold on her and she’ll open her mouth and you shit in her mouth. She’ll ask why is it spiny? Then you tell her to take off the blindfold. She will be disgusted and won’t want to touch it while she screams and spits it out with her arms bent therefore looking like a T-Rex
tyrannosaurus rex
Example:
In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
tyrannosaurus rekt
This is used when simply saying "rekt" (shortened from of "wrecked") will not do. If you think someone has just delivered the world's sickest burn, this is the word to use. If you are an annoying twelve-year-old who has just gotten an extremely lucky kill in Call of Duty, this is what you say (see below).
tyrannosaurus wrecked
Example:
Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!
Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!
tyrannosaurus mouth
A mouth that emits the stench of rotting flesh usually caused by the consumption of too much meat without flossing afterward. The effect is especially pronounced the morning after the meat consumption.
Example:
God damn! Get away from me with that tyrannosaurus mouth! Your breath smells like roadkill.
God damn! Get away from me with that tyrannosaurus mouth! Your breath smells like roadkill.
tyrannosaurus specs
The bigger, the smarter.
Giant glasses worn by nerds, John Denver, or the new wave kids of 2010. These glasses have no value attracting others sexually, or any type of compliment to ones face whatsoever.
Giant glasses worn by nerds, John Denver, or the new wave kids of 2010. These glasses have no value attracting others sexually, or any type of compliment to ones face whatsoever.
Example:
Please do not wear Tyrannosaurus specs anymore. I would provide an example, but that would involve further knowledge of these glasses. I'm going to just Fahrenheit 451 this shit and YOU, just forget you ever read this definition and JUST stay away from over sized bifocals.
Please do not wear Tyrannosaurus specs anymore. I would provide an example, but that would involve further knowledge of these glasses. I'm going to just Fahrenheit 451 this shit and YOU, just forget you ever read this definition and JUST stay away from over sized bifocals.