union card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.



Union Card
A card that can grant you a high salary without completing highschool. Once you get a Union Card you're allowed to pass it on to only your son. You are required to do labor jobs but not landscaping or other shitty ones.
Example:
Joey is gettin his Union card so he quit highschool and will now be making $20+ an hour


Union Card
When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.
Example:
My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.


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