SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.



Scooting
When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Example:
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"


scoot
1. To move over in order to create space

2. To exit with particular haste
Example:
1. Scoot over dude! I need to sit down.

2. That bitch showed up at the party and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit"


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