why we can't have nice things Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

why we can't have nice things

Why we can't have nice things (Also known as this is the reason why we can't have nice things) is an expression used to show anger or disappointment over an object or action.

This is why we can't have nice things

by re3ja on Jan 15, 2016 10:08:15

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Example:
Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

This is why we can't have nice things

by SAHM on May 03, 2013 11:56:13

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

Example:
*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

That's why we can't have nice things

by RN-real-nerd. on Jun 26, 2014 02:46:35

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.

Example:
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

This is why we can't have nice things

by Humping midget on Jan 14, 2011 11:35:08

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.

Example:
1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."

This is why we can't have nice things

by someone else thats not u on Mar 04, 2021 01:10:56

what do i need to say.

Example:
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This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

by b_awkward92 on Jan 19, 2018 04:08:52

Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.

Example:
And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...

We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

by Thunder Chunky on Jul 02, 2008 19:17:44

Phrase used to get an annoying person to quit bothering you. If it doesn't work the first time, say it louder and louder until they stop bothering you.

Example:
Annoying stepbrother: Lemme play SSBB with you!
Me: Go away kid. I hate you.
Stepbrother: No! I wanna play it!
Me: We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

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