congressional
by Congressional Member on Mar 29, 2005 09:23:49
By far the most exclusive and all white country club in the
tri state area. All the moms play tennis at least 3 days a week, and the fathers play 18 holes of golf almost as frequently. The children are all in the preppiest and private schools around and spend every day of the summer when they are not sailing on their family's yacht in the Mediteranian, either
playing golf, tennis, or swimming. The only cars that are under $50,000 belong to the help and seeing a famous face there is nothing new. Also, the sight of the U.S. Open in 1997 and former
U.S. presidents are former country club presidents.
Example:
Member 1: "Wow, that was a great
round of golf. I think I'll go swim a few laps and then eat at the Grill.
Member 2: "Oh, I would so join you, but I have to go down to
Neiman's and pick up my Prada bag. They had to have it especially made so that it would match the interior of my BMW."
Member 1: "Wow! That's such a great idea! When I trade in my Bentley for a
Mayback, I think I will so do the same thing!"
congressionalism
by afoundingfather on Jan 29, 2011 22:27:22
a belief system wherein human
interaction and political structure
drive a powerful
populous against those in power leading to a lessened belief in God
Example:
Not sure whether they believed in God or not,
the men discussed congressionalism referring to the people's political
influence.
the congressional
by Nuts n Soup on May 17, 2010 11:03:25
Named after the democratic New Hampshire Congressman, Richard "Dick"
Swett, having a case of
the Congressional is when you have a large amount of
dick sweat. This mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvestites.
Example:
Frank: Man, I have a wicked case of the congressional.
Jim: A lot of
dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of
congress down there.
Jim:
Swamp Ass is a bitch.
Congressional Calculator
by dirtykurty on Sep 08, 2010 11:29:48
The Congressional Calculator is much like
Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda
du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
Example:
"
Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the
deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love
the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
Going Congressional
by Redneck Liberal on Oct 15, 2009 23:09:26
To exhibit symptoms of complete
mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to
Congressman John
Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.
Example:
"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare
reform and he just started
raving about gulags... the guy was totally
going congressional"
congressional dyslexia
by Assex 776 on Oct 06, 2013 13:23:21
A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing
Teabaggers to
furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to
nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections
Example:
Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed
Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay
govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker
John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."