you need it Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

you need it

if you need it you must get it from a giver to not need it anymore. Also a giver must tell you wether you need it or not you do not have any authority to say whether you need it or not. also you must be over a 6 in hottness to need it.

you need

by Trifeknife on Dec 07, 2016 15:24:33

A low key way for asking some one if tgey need drugs wothout asking directly.

Example:
Dealer: you need?
Buyer: ye bro what you got

Dealer: what you need

what you need, when you need it

by Net_Bastard on May 01, 2010 06:50:08

What some website domains say when they're

A: for sale

B: the website is down

Example:
"I think I'm gonna go to *******.com, that's one of my favorite sites!"

Computer: *******.com: What you need, when you need it

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You Need Jesus

by Whistledink on Apr 08, 2010 01:23:25

Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.

Example:
Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.

You need Jesus!

by realniQQa143 on Apr 28, 2016 01:38:31

Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return

Example:
Bethany: I have a foot fetish
Mike: You need Jesus!
Bethany: OMG I know

You need Jesus

by Mhmyensn on May 18, 2022 10:05:52

People on this website..

Example:
If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus

You Need Jesus

by theradicalthinker on Aug 26, 2016 17:04:51

When someone in your squad is cutting the fool, or says something perverted as fuck that makes you laugh.

Example:
"Lord, that punannie was so tight, I thought she was underage!"

"You know you need Jesus, right?"

You Need Help

by Fawning Girl on Jun 16, 2019 01:37:11

A phrase often used in an attempt to convince someone to seek out psychiatric care or psychological treatment. An expression of concern for someone with a mental illness that drastically reduces their quality of life.

Example:
I'm worried about you.

I've been looking at psychiatrists in our area, and I've found a couple good ones for you to talk to. With what you've been going through, it's clear. You need help, and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not angry with you, and you're not in trouble.

Please don't blame yourself.
You didn't do anything wrong.
This is not your fault. Okay?

I just can't bear to watch you suffer like this. I feel powerless seeing you pain while not being able to do anything. I don't know how to help you and you don't know how to help yourself.

But that's okay.

I know you want to be strong, but you need to realize you can't do this on your own. There's no shame in that. You need to get some help. I'm not saying this to insult you or to be nasty, but because I care about you. I want you to get better, I wish I could just snap my fingers and make it all go away but life doesn't work like that.

You need help, I need you to realize that.

you need to see this

by KImCobain on Mar 06, 2015 12:24:35

The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.

Example:
(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."

you need a helmet

by pr1cklygoo on Jan 04, 2010 17:41:07

a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."

Example:
person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."

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