distractivity
by JohnGoodman on Jan 25, 2010 23:57:33
Distraction
by Distraction Central on Apr 03, 2009 12:22:43
A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and
possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of
productive time whenever
s/he is available for contact.
Distractible
by definitionbestower on Dec 05, 2022 17:22:24
A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (
LordMinion777) and Bob
Muyskens (
muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.
Distraction!
by Paddy O'Mally on May 08, 2009 09:01:22
A literal
distraction. Best sent by texts or
IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them,
distracting them from whatever you're doing.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
Example:
Person 1:
baking cookies
Person 2 : *text*
DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM
MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
distractic
by drzygote on Jan 18, 2009 20:19:41
Example:
Joni and Dudley were playing scrabble. Joni was using her sub-table foot fondling of
Dudley's genitalia as a distractic.
It worked, Dudley couldnt think of any
good words, and Joni won the game.