the castle

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.



Castle
That guy in the group who says some gay shit then turns around and says "what? I mean".
Example:
Guy 1: Ayeee wassup bro! How you been?

Guy 2: Bro i've been great god I swear I love you I mean um what?

Guy 1: bro you're such a Castle


Castling
Fisting with an open palm, fingers curled in and upwards to resemble the prongs at the top of a rook chess piece.
Example:
My ass is a little sore from all the castling last night, but Trevor likes it!


Castle
ABC's Castle, a television show starring Nathan Fillion as Richard Castle and Stana Katic as Detective Kate Beckett. Also known as 40minutes in which over half is Stana Katic/Katherine Beckett Hairporn.
Example:
Did you see the latest episode of Castle?
Yeah, that was some good Hairporn!


Castled
The state of being completely inebriated. The term 'castled' is a combination of the German word schloss which means castle and the term sloshed which means very drunk. Additionally, the term 'castled' is based loosely around the term housed for getting very drunk. When one gets castled they are a step up from getting housed as castles are larger than houses, implying that getting castled is drunker than getting housed.
Example:
Ace: Dude, what happenned last night? Did you tag that fugly chick??
Gary: I don't think so, no one was in my bed when I woke up but i can't be sure; I was totally castled last night.

Ace: Gary look at Jimmy, he is so castled right now he can't even keep his head up.



Castle
Other pronunciations: temple.

Where the goddamn Light Warriors are going.
~Sardapedia
Example:
"Temple of Fiends."

"But that's a temple, not a castle."

"A temple's a kind of castle"

"That's all this book says. Over and Over, for hundreds of pages.

Yes. I know.

How foolish of me.

Yes. I know."


Castle
Verb (to castle)

The act of supplementing one’s pint of ale or stout with some form of hard spirit, traditionally a whisky. The glass containing spirit sits alongside the pint, separately.

A punter of a drinking establishment who has a pint and a separate spirit on the go, simultaneously, is said to be drinking "castle kingside".

The term is derived from the chess move of the same name, whereby the king is moved two squares towards a rook (castle) on the player's first rank, then the rook is moved to the square over which the king crossed. The outcome leaves the king and rook side-by-side.
Example:
Josh: “You getting another round in Tom?”

Tom: “Yeah mate, same again?”

Josh: “Yeah. Castle mine if you will. I’ll slip you a fiver later.”


Castle
A castle is a large stone structure used in midieval times to protect against an oncoming force. Most lords and knights had one. Although castles were built to accomodate all of the people of the land in case of an invasion, people seldom lived in them, as they were cold, damp, and dreary.

In this day and age, though, it is possible to build a castle that is quite comfy to live in thanks to modern tecnology.

Most people who live in castles also have a collection of swords.
Example:
Oh, no! The Black Knights are attacking! Quickly, let us hasten to our castle to defend against this menace!


Latest Searches

the holy bible, Damn Dawg, Never Scared, lololol, i come, nerd-on, MNS, Puerto Ricans, gnarliest, scooter, glans, Ice Dragon, Jasen, payoff, group name, local hot, Panama City Beach, cut him off, Delta Sigma Theta, Jonjo, this is Sparta, elite, Scam Artist, Stephen, Noning, the force, The L Word, pronk, testies, german people, boom boom, Ha-ha, No we, videostar, ketchup dick, HEAT EXTORTION, the buds, will townsend, skeletonized, Catched, hippity hoppity, ARO, Dekalb County, Dice, go step on a Lego, Polka, arksed, Mexican Mafia, and is, erasers, fawning, pill, imperial, Mcgangbang, Non-existence, Sucks to be you, two-faced, What what, round the way, bannana, a shit, Voldemort, bang bang bang, YP, retiritis, our president, Hot damn, healing, alcahol, ESPN, hunch, The Academy Is, Broski, all my friends, SERIOUSLY, diffuse, protag, a Fucking, Your Fat, Halp, avanters, Mk, Xxxtentacion, Amber, Creater, Flame, Dutch oven, friends up, Camp silverlake, 333333333333333, the Emoji Movie, taking names, On A Roll, wordplay, individual, ucsc, BROWN SKINNED, wears, Sysadmin, Chicago IL, zip it, Scarborough, dilapidated, act the fool, Everybody falls, PROFIT, you got beef, ketchup packet, blam, good thing, I am not, curly hair, Jack off, mariah Carey, pasty, whipe, blow the lid off, neither, outrage, giggly, Give, Hamming, Poole, l33tness, you die fool, testi, in vogue, socialism, digit, Reverend, earthing, im gay, palm, Ladis, Old Greg, hit in the face, Beefing, My key, take a piss, institution, pumping, borgata, C, the bounty, perfect body, how you like that, and I know it, 4x, Fightstar, lushed, patheticness, Caking, Cp, Rock Lee, Uncle Ben, Peck, your dad, rip, Linden, Heck yes, heavy petting, dj screw, I say, fleecy, Top of the top, Centrelink, choke artist, Taquitos, Butterfield, 1985, a-changing, mansplaining, ode, startled gecko, descendents, foreplay, the strobe light, Zumiez, stroller, Off and On, Appropriate, the fork, gay as anal, mentality, Galactic Senate, FOR 5 CENTS, am i the only one, Dan Hartman, smell like fish, Chaire, old soul, door 703, jizzum, divs, AHHHHH, Derby, photog, self-consciousness, Kittel, Beyonce, Filip, the castle, the holy bible, Damn Dawg, Never Scared, lololol, i come, nerd-on, MNS, Puerto Ricans, gnarliest, scooter, glans, Ice Dragon, Jasen, payoff, group name, local hot, Panama City Beach, cut him off, Delta Sigma Theta, Jonjo, this is Sparta, elite, Scam Artist, Stephen, Noning, the force, The L Word, pronk, testies, german people, boom boom, Ha-ha, No we, videostar, ketchup dick, HEAT EXTORTION, the buds, will townsend, skeletonized, Catched, hippity hoppity, ARO, Dekalb County, Dice, go step on a Lego, Polka, arksed, Mexican Mafia, and is, erasers, fawning, pill, imperial, Mcgangbang, Non-existence, Sucks to be you, two-faced, What what, round the way, bannana, a shit, Voldemort, bang bang bang, YP, retiritis, our president, Hot damn, healing, alcahol, ESPN, hunch, The Academy Is, Broski, all my friends, SERIOUSLY, diffuse, protag, a Fucking, Your Fat, Halp, avanters, Mk, Xxxtentacion, Amber, Creater, Flame, Dutch oven, friends up, Camp silverlake, 333333333333333, the Emoji Movie, taking names, On A Roll, wordplay, individual, ucsc, BROWN SKINNED, wears, Sysadmin, Chicago IL, zip it, Scarborough, dilapidated, act the fool, Everybody falls, PROFIT, you got beef, ketchup packet, blam, good thing, I am not, curly hair, Jack off, mariah Carey, pasty, whipe, blow the lid off, neither, outrage, giggly, Give, Hamming, Poole, l33tness, you die fool, testi, in vogue, socialism, digit, Reverend, earthing, im gay, palm, Ladis, Old Greg, hit in the face, Beefing, My key, take a piss, institution, pumping, borgata, C, the bounty, perfect body, how you like that, and I know it, 4x, Fightstar, lushed, patheticness, Caking, Cp, Rock Lee, Uncle Ben, Peck, your dad, rip, Linden, Heck yes, heavy petting, dj screw, I say, fleecy, Top of the top, Centrelink, choke artist, Taquitos, Butterfield, 1985, a-changing, mansplaining, ode, startled gecko, descendents, foreplay, the strobe light, Zumiez, stroller, Off and On, Appropriate, the fork, gay as anal, mentality, Galactic Senate, FOR 5 CENTS, am i the only one, Dan Hartman, smell like fish, Chaire, old soul, door 703, jizzum, divs, AHHHHH, Derby, photog, self-consciousness,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!