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short bus

School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.

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by Ayve on May 02, 2006 07:06:10

Generally, the short bus is a smaller version of a regular school bus that carries mentally challenged students to school. On rare occasions, if your school board is a bunch of assholes (like mine), you will be forced to ride in a short bus for field trips if you class contains less than 18 students.

Example:
Teacher: We'll all be going on a trip to the art museum Friday!
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: And we're taking a short bus!
Class: ............
Time: Passes
Class: *is riding the short bus on the highway*
Other cars: *point and laugh*
Class: *is mortified*

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by sonny vitale...... on Jan 14, 2008 11:10:42

The bus i rode to school. Its a little bus for the special kids. We had lots of fun on that bus and you make good friends. People sometimes make fun of it but its really a cool bus. Its yellow.

Example:
I rode the short bus to school. It was fun.

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by W on Dec 22, 2004 11:52:42

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.

Example:
If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.

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by blaked on Oct 10, 2003 18:08:23

The idea of 'riding the short bus' is used in American English in much the same way that 'æåëòûé äîì' (yellow house) is used in Russian as a reference to mentally retarded children. United States public school systems have an extensive bus program to transport children to and from school. Regular buses hold large amounts of children. Shorter buses are typically used for "Special Education" (i.e., the mentally retarded) public school students who are typically educated in different facilities.

Example:
Oh don't mind Jimmy here being late - Marina and I took a cab, but Jimmy's a little slow so he had to wait for the short bus.

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by GT on Jul 14, 2004 05:45:57

The "special" kids got to ride this bus. Those with mental difficulties, and those who were "not all there"

Example:
Dave rode the short bus to school, and got to use the PA system, until he barked at one girl, who was a total dog. He was then told to sit in the back of the short bus, which in all actuallity wasn't that far back.

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by maxBoredom on Aug 30, 2009 05:04:34

A small bus that is not always used for transporting special education students. It is also used in small school districts in which it would be wasteful to use a full size bus every day.

Example:
"I ride the short bus."
"Dude! You must be retarded!"

"No. I just go to a really small school."

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by Marc on Feb 25, 2004 09:30:57

1. noun. (derogetory) school bus shorter in length than a conventional school bus commonly used to transport students with physical or mental handicaps.

2. adjective. (derogetory) describes student who rides such a bus. See also, special.

3. adjective. (derogetory) lacking in mental capacity, or stupid. See also retarded.

Example:
1. The students on the curb made jokes as the short bus pulled into the school.

2. The kid in the wheelchair was often called a short bus kid behind his back.

3. You put your shoes on before your socks? That's a pretty short bus solution.

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by Cody on May 29, 2004 11:16:53

A short version of a school bus used to transport "special" students to their respective School/Workshop. Often used an an insult.

Example:
"What the hell kid, you just get off the short bus?"

"I don't want to sound like I just hopped off the short bus here.."

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by northendwhitetrash on Nov 26, 2007 06:06:54

the primary mode of transportation for the "special". basically a regular bus, but shorter.

Example:
the shorter the bus, the more "special" the riders.
some regular riders can identify their short bus by its smell

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