A Maria

Term used to describe a girl flatter than a 12th grade physics text book with an ass like an ironing board and a chest so flat people mistake her for a man



maria maria
a song that defined and even transformed a generation...it was often quoted as being an 'instant classic' and something that 'even our grandchildren would listen to'...at its peak popularity it was not uncommon for high school kids to hold 'maria maria' nights, social gatherings where people would take turns praising the song.
Example:
god you know what i could really go for right now...exactly..'maria maria' on repeat for the next hour!


Maria
Maria is a person who can always make u smile in any way. She is a funny sweet girl who always knows how to put you in a good mood. She’s beautiful and can make friends with anyone. However she is sensitive and sometimes needs space to gather her thoughts. But she is an amazing friend and you should hold on to them forever.
Example:
“Hey have you seen Maria?”
“Maria tells the best jokes!”


Maria
Maria is an angel in the world with devils around every corner. The weight they bare is heavy, but she walks with a smile knowing her love is still by her side. Though not in person, he is by heart. She loves effortlessly and forgives when it's valid. Very intellectual and filled with a side of joy and fun. Although stubborn, she knows right from wrong. Loving her is as easy as pie. Walking past her is a mistake on it's own, so watch your every step.
Example:
I've got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in.


Maria
Maria doesn't get offended, when she laughs is beautiful and u join in, can become very sarcastic. A good listener and gives good advice, she might trust u easily, she might test u and trust very little as she is paranoid and not a fool. A Maria seems closed because she thinks u don't really care, but when you prove u do she is a open book and very understanding, she is loyal. Always wants to try something new and gets bored easily. She is hot and knows it loves reminding people about it too, she has a big ass turning heads all the way she likes wearing sexy clothes she easily steals hearts just by her looks. She has an amazing smile and eyes to get lost in, soft hair and has an amazing style. She has a big heart, likes to play games with people and she be merciless. She is a queen a powerful woman who hates being treated as a child and will do anything to prove people wrong. When she loves u, she gives all her heart for u to be happy but once u hurt her she will break isolating herself from people but will move on, in that moment when she moves on she will never forgive u. When she's mad at someone she gives them the silent treatment. Maria is a party animal, fearless and can become intimidating, she's most likely to do any type of dare. Maria is intelligent and beautiful she is ellegant classy. But at the same time she can be a freak with passion. She doesn't care about money as it can't buy her she looks for love and happiness she likes little things in life.
Example:
Guy:Damn are you a Maria?
Girl*starts crying*:I hate you
Maria:I love you too, yeah I'm maria


Maria
She’s the that demon the devil created and never intended for its own creation to turn against him and become the most strongest goddess of them all... She’s the type to ask what’s wrong even though she’s also going through pain...she’s there to listen and give you her best. She’s the women who people’s eyes are drawn to all the way across the room... She will possess you with only a glimpse of her eyes... Addicted to her laugh and seeing her smile will trigger smiles across the universe. She’ll give you that look like no other ... giving you a curse that’ll remind you of her constantly wake you up craving for her lips...
Example:
Maria there’s no pass tense for Love. It’s either you love me or never did.


Maria
Maria is a weird, outgoing, crazy, loud bitch. She's somebody you can definitely go to when you have a problem because she's a good listener, but she'll also speak the truth about what she thinks. Don't lie to a Maria because she's going to turn you into a huma shish-kabob. Don't piss a Maria off because she'll beat your ass. Get yourself a Maria! They're the best!
Example:
Maria is my favorite human ever!


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