ironing board Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

ironing board

an insult to a woman with no breasts

ironing board

by Sexydimma on Sep 14, 2013 12:34:41

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Example:
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

ironing board

by Fat Hal on Apr 27, 2005 04:46:09

used by African american booty aficionados to describe the lack of discernible rump contours of most caucasian women.

Example:
"Dat white girl's ass is flatter den a' ironing board."

Ironing Board

by KillaKydawgMasterMix on Dec 08, 2010 03:58:44

When A Girls Chest Is So Flat You Can Iron On It

Example:
Me(Legend)"Shit, I've Went On Holiday Without My Ironing Board!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"

Ironing Board

by Roardawg on Aug 03, 2017 21:07:51

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

Example:
My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

Ironing board booty

by D4/^1d on Jul 11, 2015 07:51:28

A very flat bottom. One you could almost iron a shirt on.

Example:
Damn, she got that ironing board booty

Dronfield ironing board

by Lord Grimcock on Aug 16, 2008 19:28:52

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.

Example:
So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.

Rusty Ironing Board

by Homara on Oct 12, 2019 20:48:08

To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv

Example:
I gave her the rusty ironing board to Maxxx

test drive the ironing board

by dfn_doe & Katbot on Apr 13, 2004 04:11:26

To reinterview for your current job with an outsourcing company.

Example:
After our department got sold out to the contractors I had to test drive the ironing board just to keep my job at a lower pay.

ironing board

by Sexydimma on Sep 14, 2013 12:33:53

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

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