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AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT

US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENTI, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to theUNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. Iswear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of realexercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form ofexercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first namebecause I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a betterquality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to makethem aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be alean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and willmake an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in theback. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. SoHelp Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate

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