Akon
by Harish Bhai on Aug 07, 2007 14:46:00
Akon's name at birth was really...
Aliaune Damala Bouga Time
Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon
Thiam
Example:
Person 1 - Hey whats up, Aliaune Damala Bouga Time
Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon
Thiam?
Person 2(Akon)- Wow thats long, how about Akon for short?
Person 1 - Naw that name will never be known.
Person 2(Akon) - I'll make it known...
Akon
by beautwagon21 on Sep 18, 2008 01:47:27
Akon
by 200615317MB on Apr 18, 2008 16:06:16
A singer or
MC who creates an alternative criminal past in order to gain respect from their peers and
boost record
sales.
Pronounced- 'A-Con'
Example:
'Seriously blood! He's
never been to jail, he never stole no cars! That rapper is a proper
AKON, he's
a chief!'
See-
www.thesmokinggun.com
Akon
by loaghsj on Apr 18, 2008 20:36:44
An untalented half-singer/rapper/clusterfuck that also happens to be a fake and a liar. He made up stories about being a
hardened criminal when in fact he is just a former petty rule-breaker not worthy of one week's probation. In light of these new discoveries revealing
Akon's huge story as nothing more than bullshit, one can only hope that he gracefully bows out of the "rap" game by becoming
an hero.
Example:
-"Hey dawg, I used to run a huge
auto theft ring, we stole Ferraris from rich crackers and made them cry."
-"Shut up Akon, you're
full of shit."
Akon
by The Poppo on Jun 11, 2007 22:21:39
A form
Dry humping in which the victim is
fumbled around
abusively and then tossed over to the side. While the person who gives you the Akon runs
Akon
by PhishPhan420 on May 14, 2007 20:32:24
The epitome of
suck in modern pop music. From his
nasaly synsythesized singing too his questionable rapping skills and choice in woman(not many men can get away with molesting a 14 year old on stage)" it's a wonder that anyone can stand to listen to him without the aid of a valium or a shotgun.
Example:
Akon:
CAANT SEEM
TOA GET AWAUU FROM MISEREEE!
Me:Shutup punk, your not even a real
convict.
Akon
by I dont know!!!!!1!!one!1one! on Aug 14, 2009 13:58:57
1. (adjective) A really dark skinned man who sucks at
RnB singing, reffering to the RnB/
Pop singer who uses
autotune. Im not saying black people cant sing, there are some very talented black singers, and Im not racist because im friends with lots of black people.
Example:
Really
dark skinned man: *starts singing*
Other guy: Man he cant
sing
Other guy 2: I know and hes about as black as black can get.
Other guy: He is such an Akon.
Akon
by Supergeek on Sep 23, 2007 07:35:02
A sexist hypocrytical ass whose fanbase consists of
wannabe white teenage girls who have IQs of about 75 and the tastes in music of people with less than a third of that IQ; they also are so stupid they are sexist towards their own gender. His Senegalese background is most likely a
hoax concocted to gain him naive fans
in Africa.
Akon
by Spikey09 on Nov 06, 2006 07:36:57
A Rapper who thinks he is
the baddest guy in the rap industry just beacuse he thinks he is a
convict. All he talks about is his convict this, convict that. Really he is a fake guy who has never actually been to
jail.
Example:
Guy 1: Yo, have you heard
Akon's latest album, Konviction?
Guy 2: Konviction? Ha! Great name since he never went to
jail he's a fake
breh with his fake music!