Chawklate - Chocolate
Doawg - Dog Dawling - Darling
Doawlas - Dollars Sawsage - Sausage Jewsey - Jersey
Baws - Boss
There definitely are more, you just have to experiment with different words to see if it works.
Example: Frank - "Hey, you see that guy?!"
Mitch - "Yeah he was totally like, 'Eh, Baws, can I get another Sawsage bagel with Chawklate milk? My Dawg accidentally drank some Cawfee and now its gonna cost me 300 Doawlas to get it fixed."
Example: Hamza: May i have an American cawfee please?
Waitress: Sir, whats an American coffee?
Hamza: it's literally in the menu *shows the menu* it literally says American cawfee.
Waitress: *goes to the bartender then comes back* do you mean Nescafe sir?
Hamza: *gives up in life and shakes his head* may i have a hot chocolate please?
And since then hamza is getting bullied for saying cawfee instead of coffee and he has suicidal thoughts from it
It’s coffee, but mixed with mucus until the density is similar to that of glue.
Example: 1 “Hello, what can I get ya’!”
2 “Hello, can I get the usual?”
1 “Will do, Grace!”
1 *Throats own index finger*
1 *Vigorously spits mucus into fresh coffee painfully while gagging on what’s climbing*
1 “Here you, Grace. A cawfee!”
2 “Thank you! I won’t get cawfee from anyone else!”