Almo
by smhtbhfam on Dec 04, 2015 02:02:12
Example:
Tyrone: "You see this Article Bob?" *holds up Poll Results* Black men aren't actually that succesful in Dating with
white women. You have nothing to fear.
Bob: "This is wrong. In fact most white women crave black men they just dont openly admit it"
Tyrone: "Dont
almo me nigga".
ALMO
by BoyGaGa on Nov 25, 2009 14:23:46
Almost homo, a guy who doesn't know he's gay yet. An ALMO often wonders why a lot of people think he's gay and works really hard to not appear gay. Regardless, a preponderance of evidence points to his homosexual tendencies. For instance, things such as:
* beyond
metrosexuality, use of hair tape as a boy in grade school when it started early and
sassily "switched up" his middle school uniform
* talks to gay men he meets at 1am for hours "because I'm just friendly"
* obsesses with pride on how much gay men are attracted to him
* cattily assesses
fashion faux pas on the street and gets really upset about it
* AND most of all... an ALMO says things like "I get tired of being the dom."
Example:
Gay BFF: Ahh honey what's wrong? Did you and Dave break up?
Sad Girl: Uh, I was talking to my mom and other guy friends about some strange behavior, like he often acted like a girl about things, and not in a good way.
Gay BFF: Well,
Darlin, he WAS like the woman in the relationship. You totally wore the
hot pants in that one.
Sad Girl: Yeah, I think he's an ALMO. Too bad, it was fun, like dating a girlfriend - or you - but not.
remember the almo
by 4chan monster on Jan 24, 2009 02:13:02
when getting a blow job while sitting at the top of
the stairs once
you blow over her face you kick her down
the steps and scream "remember the almo"
Example:
"remember the almo!"
Almos
by TimmyXAlmosXLinus on Nov 24, 2021 18:56:00
A homosexual,
polysexual male with blue eyes and brown hair.He can shake his eyes,he‘s so special! He fell in love with 2 guys named Timmy and
Linus. They are in
a Poly relationship and have good sex.Especially a threesome.Almos is nice and short,he‘s a friend that you can put in your backpack and carry him around.So sweet!
Example:
You: Almos,let‘s go on a trip!
Almos: **jumps in ur backpack** let‘s
gooo
———
Timmy: Almos who do you
love more? Me or
Linus!?
Almos: I love you,but also Linus.Timmy,we are in a relationship.