comebacks

when somebody roasts you, but you absolutely fucking demolish them with a word or statement.ex.Rob: haha i smashed your moms pussy last nightyou: And she told me what a small cock you have



comebackability
The quality of being able to make a comeback, or to come up with witty replies quickly.
Example:
Sara couldn't think of a proper comeback quickly, her comebackability wasn't high at the time.


comebackable
The ability to come back.
Example:
The Mavs may be down by twenty going into the fourth... but don't worry, this game is comebackable!


comeback
Comeback-ing truly is an artform. Attempted by many, mastered by few, it is art of quickly replying to an insult with and even better insult. To conquer the skill of the comeback there are 2 skils necessary; Quick wit and originality.
Example:
Pimpely faced person: Hey!
Loser idiot boy: Omg! have you heard of Pro-Activ?
Pimpely faced person: It's a part of growing up, not that you would know!
Random guy who pops up: Snap Crackle and Pop!

guy: Yo mamma is so fat she is like a whale! hahaha
other witter guy: Yo mamma's so fat i burnt my ass on the light when i was fucking her last night!
Guy: ... *punches other witter guy in balls to try and prove his manlyness after being completly owned*

A few weeks later....

Guy: yo mammas so fat i burnt my ass on the light last night when i was fucking her
other wittier guy: Dude, if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mums face!
Guy: ...
Other wittier guy: *runs away because he doesnt want to get hit in the balls again and unlike the other guy he learns from his previuos experiences*


Comeback
When a well known artist, player, entertainer comes back after a long wait with something truly amazing.
Example:
Someone: When is EXO having their comeback?

Me: ha. hahHAHAHHAHHHAHAHEHEHAHAHUAHEHAHAHAHEHH


comeback
The art of replying to something/someone with a witty word, statement or sentence.
Example:
Donald Trump: Atlantic City was a great place, I loved it. It was really something that had such potential and it's been hurt so badly by a lot of bad political decisions.

David Letterman: Has your barber ever made a bad decision?
<applause>
Random Joe: Now that's a comeback.


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