ktulu

ktulu(chtulu) was the monster featuring in HP Lovecraft's 'the call of chtulu', after which a metallica instrumental was named.



ktulu
Ktulu has a very sharp wit.

He very perceptibly picked up on my fetish of using herds of sheep for personal pleasure, in a manner which might get me arrested. He has done his best to rid me of my addiction through relentless piss taking.

"BAAAAAH"

He hasn't got there yet!
Example:
"Did you start that sheep shaggin' rumour Ktulu?"

"Ofcourse not Sandman"


Ktulu
Ktulu is the recipient of jousy head shots with a Colt M4, from the entire length of siege. Admittedly it was aimbot assisted!

Although I do admire his Tiger Woods ability, which far exceeds mine!
Example:
"Take that Ktulu ya bastard"


the call of ktulu
One of the greatest rock/metal instrumentals ever made by one of the greatest metal bands ever created, Metallica. It clocks in at 8:53 and the demo was named "When Hell Freezes Over." The name change was made by late bassist Cliff Burton who was a huge H.P. Lovecraft fan. It is credited to Burton/Hetfield/Mustaine/Ulrich, and the first song in which the entire band played together. The Ride the Lightning recording has Hammett on lead guitar since Mustaine was booted from Metallica in 1983.

It features some of the greatest bass work from legendary late bassist Cliff Burton, most notably run through a Big Muff distortion box and a wah-wah pedal. It also features a great solo from legendary lead guitarist Kirk Hammett and an excessive but necessary use of cymbals by Lars Ulrich.

The S&M version won a Grammy for Best Rock Instrumental Performance in 2001.
Example:
"The Call of Ktulu is a very dark, haunting and great song."



Ktulu
Ktulu is a master of Perudo, although he frequently forgets the finer points of the felatio round.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say to the population of the world that I deeply regret projectile vomiting in his car. I feel very bad about the incident, I behaved very badly and was so drunk I could not help him clean it up. Had I been sober, I would have gladly licked it clean!
Example:
"Ktulu, aces are NOT wild"


Ktulu
Ktulu is a master of Perudo, although he frequently forgets the finer points of the felatio round.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say to the population of the world that I deeply regret projectile vomiting in his car. I feel very bad about the incident, I behaved very badly and was so drunk I could not help him clean it up. Had I been sober, I would have gladly licked it clean!
Example:
"Ktulu aces are NOT wild"


kall of ktulu
metallica's first instrumental and the 8th song on metallica's album ride the lightning coming in at 8:53. this song was written when dave mustaine was still very much part of the band and his contributions are noticeable. after being kicked out he used a few parts in the song hangar 18 (megadeth). the song's got a lot of personality and depth and has a mystic feel to it.
Example:
a - "the instrumental kall of ktulu is sick"
b - "that whiny bitch mustaine wrote some of it"
a - "he should go die in a well"


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