Army Rangers
by Rofl Coptah on Feb 09, 2009 11:01:10
\ˈär-mē -ˈrān-jərs\
(Noun) A
goup of badasses who make up an unstoppable force capable of withstanding a barrage of fists by Chuck Norris.
Background:
"Rangers Lead the Way" isn't just a motto, it's a fact. Each Ranger battalion is capable of deploying anywhere in the world with only
18 hours notice.
The Rangers' primary mission is to engage the enemy in close combat and direct-fire battles. This mission includes
direct action operations, raids, personnel and special equipment recovery, in addition to conventional or special light-infantry operations.
Army Rangers
by Volf on Jun 28, 2009 08:59:44
Hardcore, super duper, paratroopers.
Upon graduation of
Ranger School, the soldier is awarded a tan
beret and the coveted
ranger tab to signify his being an elite.
U.S Army ranger
by 69sussybaka420 on Feb 03, 2022 04:27:33
A high speed
death machine trapped in a douchebags body, that cut the bullshit, and picked their vagina off the ground and went the
RANGER SCHOOL. They shave with chain saws. Rangers have skills,, RANGER SKILLS (examples: rock marching, mountain tossing, super repelling,
parachuting, volleyball, and DEATHBLOSSOM)
United States Army Ranger
by 275Watchman7tre on Apr 22, 2009 05:03:02
A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the
75th Ranger
Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selection/training processes in order to gain entrance into the 75th. They fall under USASOC, are considered "specialized infantry", and have a very specific mission set with in the special operations realm. They are indentified by their tan berets, Ranger Battalion unit scrolls, and
knarley stares. These men are not to be crossed.
Example:
Army Ranger Battalions of the
75th Ranger Regiment are notorious for maintaining their high level of training, and take pride on keeping every Ranger at a high level of physical fitness as well as having them far more skilled in their professions than any basic soldier/marine.
Billy and Jimmy were hanging out with their frat bothers at a bar when one of them said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. After waking up in the ER, they were informed that they had been sent there by the group of United States
Army Rangers they had popped off to, and that their girlfriends had left with the Rangers.
Extremist organizations want no part of the soldiers of the 75th Ranger Regiment... Doesn't make business sense.