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terds

Mispelling of "turd". Along the same lines as "rheatard", "reetard", "masterbate", and "your" when not used correctly in a sentence.

Terd

by superrmonkeyball on Apr 28, 2010 19:06:47

Terd, unlike Turd, is actually a very small piece of fecal matter. It is generally about the size of a raisin (little bigger) and is a rarity among fecal matter. Even more rare than the watery shit know as diarrhea or "fountain shit" as its known in my house. Terds are usually discovered days after coming into existence and are usually hardened by then and can be handled by hand used for practical jokes.

Example:
Dad, which dish is for grandma?

The one with the terd in it.

Terd

by TacoRedneck on Jun 28, 2020 06:46:05

A portmanteau of the words "Train" and "Nerd". It is a term used to describe certain individuals who derive an identity for themselves around trains and train-related activities.

While the term Foamer is used by those within the community to describe a train enthusiast who figuratively "foams at the mouth" when discussing or engaging in train-related activities, Terd is used by individuals outside of the train enthusiast community to describe those within it in a condescending manner. Usually with a tone of disgust.

Persons who might use the word would generally have no idea what the subject is talking about, nor would ever want to because trains are stupid.

Example:
"Oh my God, you fucking terd...I don't give two shits about how the specific wheel slip screech on your favorite locomotive makes you jizz yourself."

terd

by The King Terder on Oct 10, 2003 04:09:01

THe substance that drops out of your anus and brings great relief. Although sometimes it can cause pain, the after affect is very soothing and relaxing

Example:
Oh yea, I just terded
you terded
That was a most exellent terding session

terd

by phatcat on Apr 09, 2003 07:56:28

The chocolate choo choo train

Example:
Damn the chocolate choo choo came out my ass

'terd

by John Devlin on Feb 04, 2008 01:48:46

Slang for buttered; a means of serving cafenated beverages with a buttered glass. This quaint method of drink decanting originates from the outlying areas of Northern Ireland, where it remains popular to this day. The glass is lightly coated with a thin layer of butter before the beverage is added, this gives the drink a fuller flavour and a slightly oily film on the surface of the liquid.

Example:
Barkeep, a coke 'terd my good man.

terd

by berber on Aug 23, 2003 12:53:30

A "terd" is commonly known to be an annoyance of some sort in one's life.

Example:
He is such a terd!
What a little terd!
This a total terd!

terd

by Anon. Man on Nov 25, 2008 07:51:27

Shit. Nothing more or less.

Example:
my terd is named mike
I have seen some big terds

Terd

by Tower trash on Nov 03, 2014 10:13:02

noun; misspelling of "turd," common among busters who look like Willow.

Example:
You know that sound when a terd breaks the toilet water and dives deep?

That reminds me of you.

terd

by bakerd812 on Apr 10, 2004 12:56:41

a person who takes the long way about doing something extremely simple

Example:
"Where the fuck where you all day? All you had to get was milk!" "Well the dairy was sixty miles a way." "You're a terd!!!"

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