Astolfo

The god of amongst all anime traps.Astolfo is a male anime character made to look as though they are a female.



Astolfo
THE BEST WAIFU. Any other waifu is irrelevant to Astolfo, even Zero Two.
Example:
Someone: who’s best waifu? Zero Two or Mai?
Me: None, cuz Astolfo exists


Astolfo
Astolfo (also Astolpho, Estous, and Estouls) is a fictional character in the Matter of France where he is one of Charlemagne's paladins. He is the son of Otto, the King of England (possibly referring to Charles' contemporary Offa of Mercia), and is a cousin to Orlando and Rinaldo, and a descendant of Charles Martel. While Astolfo's name appeared in the Old French chanson de geste The Four Sons of Aymon, his first major appearance was in the anonymous early fourteenth-century Franco-Venetian epic poem La Prise de Pampelune.1 He was subsequently a major character (typically humorous) in Italian Renaissance romance epics, such as Morgante by Luigi Pulci, Orlando Innamorato by Matteo Maria Boiardo, and Orlando Furioso by Ludovico Ariosto

What where you thinking¿¿¿???? ;)
Example:
Teacher: OK class this is Astolfo he is a paladin


Astolfo Effect
A phenomenon where a historical (or otherwise original) figure gets overshadowed by its version from modern culture. Named after Astolfo, who is originally a character from a French legend, but most people nowadays know him from the Fate anime franchise as the guy who looks like a girl, also referred to as trap or femboy.
Most prominent if you try to look their images up. There are even more famous examples, such as the infamous dictator Nero Claudius.
Example:
A: I tried to search for some pictures of this guy for my school presentation but all I could find was this anime girl for some reason.
B: Yeah, that's the Astolfo effect for you.


Astolfo Law
Gay people are legally not allowed to find Astolfo attractive because he is a straight male.

It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.
Example:
“Hey man have you completed the Astolfo Law yet.”
Not yet I’m still a child.”


Femboy astolfo
The hottest fucking femboy in history his pussy has the size of capacity of INF meaning he has the biggest fucking pussy in existence I want to cum in him so fucking hard , the cutest fucking femboy with pink and white hair he is so fucking funny if I was male i would be gay just to date him and have sex with him even the hottest fucking femboy holy shit im cumming so fucking hard so fucking fast holy shit he is so hot
Example:
GUY : Holy shit look at that Femboy Astolfo
Guy 2: I want to fuck her in the ass

Guy 3 : same


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