the crow

Brandon Lee is the man. The crow is one of the 5 best movies of all time. It's about a young man named Eric Draven who gets murdered along with his fiance' by a gang. He is then brought back from the dead by a crow and procedes to kick some fuckin ass. Brandon was killed during the making of this movie by a dummy bullet that had gotten lodged in the barrel of a prop gun. When the gun was used, the blank had enough power to shoot the round out.



the crow
One of the single most awesomest movies ever created. it had everything a movie needs...love, death, revenge, vengance, hate, and the tragic death of its gorgeous star Brandon Lee. He died so young...gunshot wound from a prop gun...sad. very sad. the movie was in its final days of filming. he was to be married 12 days later or something like that.
Example:
Victims...aren't we all?


the crow
One of the greatest and most influential comicbooks of all time. deffinately my favorite. about a man who is killed by a small gang along with his girlfriend. a crow brings him back and he proceeds to kill all the members of the gang. the original comic was written and drawn by james o'barr who later wrote several more comics along the same principal. a few years ago, the orignal comic was redone with little success by todd mcfarlane of spawn fame.
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the crow= greatest comic ever featuring '80s hair


the crow
For my description of the movie see Brandon Lee.
But i will say that it is the best fucking movie ever.
Brandon Lee should never have died, but what a way to die, shot by a dummy bullet on the set of the greatest movie ever!
Brandon Lee...so cute.
RIP Brandon...the crow will carry your soul
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Hangmans joke
Victims....arent we all?
It cant rain all the time
Here funboy...


the crow
this is the only movie that really had a hot lead character. eric draven with makeup rules and every guy shud look like him. i love him \\ m //
Example:
"victims....arent we all?" *STAB!*
"a whole jolly cluster of jolly pirae nicknames!"


the crow
my favorite movie of all time. erik draven and his fiance, shelly webster were murdered by a gang the night before halloween. however, eriks soul could not rest. a crow brought it back to earth and into erik so he can get revenge. its also flecked with humor. not to mention erik is hot. also, there is sarah. shelly and erik took care of her because she had a shitty mom. important things: erik is invincible, he cant die. erik changes sarahs mom to a decent woman. all the people who helped murder erik and shelly die. SPOILER ALERT erik does die at the end. he only lives for two days after he is brought back. NO MORE SPOILERS. erik is portrayed by the legendary brandon lee, who died in the making of the film. the last scenes of the movie was his stunt double, whos face was digitally changed to make it look like brandon. its not just a violent movie, its a emotional. there are parts where erik touches something that holds a memory and you see him and shelly in love. the ending makes me cry every time.
Example:
when the people we love are taken from us, the only way to keep them alive is never stop loving them. buildings burn, people die, but when love proves true, it never dies. -sarah

funboy(one of the murderers)(after finding out erik is invincible):jesus christ....
erik:jesus christ? stop me if youve heard this one. jesus christ walks into a hotel.
(funboy shoots him again) erik: ow. he gives the inkeeper three nails and asks.
funboy(after shooting erik again):dont you ever fucking die??
erik: can you put me up for the night? -erik draven and funboy
all in the crow


the crow
a person and/or object who lacks common social mannerisms and also does not use any FDA approved hygiene products, ever.
Example:
Person 1: Hey you smell really bad, are you the crow?

The CRoOWw: It is probably because I do not use any FDA approved hygiene products, which would eliminate the constant musty odor that congregates around my axillary regions, being that I am, the crow.


the crow
a movie starring brandon lee... that absolutely sucked balls. I watched the movie on fast forward saying out loud what was going to happen, then watching it happen. Its depressing that the son of a great man had to die from a dummy bullet and that he died such a crappy movie.
Example:
guy 1: DUDE DID U SEE "THE CROW"????

guy 2: yea dude, it sucked major balls


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