Baby machine

A baby machine is a woman who can readily become pregnant, and who really wants to give birth.



Baby Pooching Machine
Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.
Example:
Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.


Baby Making Machines
Females of birth giving age.
Example:
In addressing the problem of Japan's low birth rate the health minister of Japan, Hakuo Yanagisawa, said that: "Because the number of baby making machines and devices is fixed, all we can ask for is for them to do their best per head."


baby mama machine
When a man has multiple baby mamas that combine their diabolical forces to wreak havoc on the man (baby daddy), any women that came after them OR another baby mama who they are jealous of, usually two or more jealous spiteful b*tches who encourage one another in their childish games getting off on trying to control their baby daddy through their offspring while simultaneously harassing someone who they think he is doing more for then them
Example:
1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now all the sudden need to pick up my kids.
2.) Once again the baby mama machine is monitoring me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to.



FAX MACHINE BABY!
fax machine baby! (shouted in a Cole Train type voice)words for a method of delivering a message in a slow or humiliating manner to an enemy team. originating in GEARS OF WAR. a term used to describe a total comeback from a near shutout, FTW! before the winning teams supposed victory round begins its said by the losing team "didn't you get the memo?" and the round starts. the losing team comes back and wins the match and shouts "FAX MACHINE BABY!" to humiliate the near victors for letting the losing team stomp them back into their lag infested coffins. also used intentionally to make noobs continue playing for more points.
Example:
losing team: "it ain't over yet suxors"
winning team: "OMG shut up it's first to 7, we have 6 (6-0)it's over!"
losing team: "didn't you get the memo?"
winning team: "your idiots!"
(round begins) 7 more times to be exact, and losing team comes back 6-7 FTW
former losing team: "FAX MACHINE BABY!"
new losers: "OMG, F'ING LAG!"
winners: "you just got faxed. Shwow Shwow Shwow!"
losing team cries about everything (mostly lag) then quits and leaves bad feedback.


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