baboon

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.2.A crappy insult.



baboon
B.A.B.O.O.N.- big ass boner out of nowhere
Example:
Nimit got a baboon after CJ and Hillary asked him if he was an ass or a titty man.


baboon
To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.
Example:
Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!


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baboonitis
a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons
Example:
after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.


babooning
When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.
Example:
Romeo used up an entire tube of lube last night while babooning Damian.


Babooning
Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.
Example:
"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."


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