baboon
1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.2.A crappy insult.baboon
To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.
Example:
Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!
Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!
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baboonitis
a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons
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babooning
When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.
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Baboonism
When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic
Example:
I would use baboonism in context to a response
Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "
I would use baboonism in context to a response
Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "