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Dick
Man's most magnificently majestic manifestation of his raw power and potency. In appearance, when hard, it resembles a rocket on the launching pad, and it has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy. Just as a rocket can send a satellite into orbit, it can send a woman into orgasm, which is no less awesome a feat.
In sex, it performs at least four distinct functions: first, by achieving a hard-on, it signals to the woman that its owner is both capable of having sex with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. Second, by discreetly (or sometimes not so discreetly) pressing it against her increasingly warm pussy while they make out, he turns her on and gets her hot. Then, when she really does want him, it becomes a way of her signalling her own desire, as she fondles it and kisses it and puts it into her mouth. And finally, when he fucks her, its mad and relentless thrusting drives her wild until she begins to scream with absolutely uncontrollable passion and happiness. If he is lucky enough, he has enough dick control that he doesn't come until after this has happened, which is nice for him as well as her, because the longer the tension builds up, the more enormous the explosion will be when he finally reaches ejaculation. At that point, as the speed of his thrusting becomes as fast as a runner nearing the finish line in a race and as his cock forces all of its gigantic length and girth deep into her pussywith each thrust, he reaches the point where, for a couple of seconds, it seems like the world stops. Then, he feels something like a bomb explode at the base of his dick, and with a sudden and rapid force like water shooting out of a high-pressure hose, he shoots quarts of comeinto her pussy.
In keeping with the Danish proverb that "a child of love has many names," this most-beloved part of the male anatomy has a number of colloquial slang nicknames, of which penis is the one most often seen in print, though rarely heard spoken except in doctor's offices or classrooms. A few of the more colorful are given below. In addition to these nicknames, many a guy's dick has a proper name, bestowed on it either by his wife or girlfriend or by himself, and which hopefully has a masculine ring worthy of the dignity of the entity to which it is applied.
Example:
When I pressed my dick against her as we kissed, she clasped her hands tightly around my butt and drew me to her so that it would press into her more firmly.


Dick
1) Fave snack. To be consumed hot, cold, soft, dry, wet, crooked or hard.

2) A flaccid growth typically found between the legs of the male species. Comes in varied lengths and girth some more desirable than others. Must be cleaned regularly for most effective usage.

3) Can be taken many ways.
Example:
Person 1: What did you get for your birthday
Person 2 (In Russian Accent): Dick and Balls


Dick
A definition of the holy god himself, Brendon Urie, with a quote that sent a touching lessons to every emos.

"It's not a bad dick."
Example:
Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic!” And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like “Eh, it's not bad. It's not a bad dick. Let’s be real.”


Dick
An expandable muscle located between a man's thighs often used to pleasure the mouth pussy or anus
Example:
Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so sad!
Kiersten : Well last night Brad was at my place fucking my pussy with his big strong Dick until Jake busted down the god damn door and ran him off, then her pulled out his long hard Dick shoved it in my mouth slapped me in the face and took off there I was with cum in my pussy and mouth and no guy to cuddle me!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten let me cuddle you and if you want you can caress my breasts!
Kiersten : Thanks but it's just not the same without a Dick!
Kaylee : Well do you want me to have an operation and get a Dick so I can pleasure you!
Kiersten : Oh yes that would be great!
Kaylee : It was a fucking joke are you crazy do you really think I would grow a Dick just to make you happy!
Kiersten : Well some friend your are!


Dick
Dick is slang for male genital most commonly know as penis and cock.Also could me meant to refer to an asshole prick.
Example:
1.Girl he really put that dick on me last night!

2.Stop acting like a dick!

3.I just talked to dick and his dick was pretty big too.


Dick
1) (verb) To disappoint on an unheard of level.
2) (noun: 1) A person who continually and blatantly disappoints.
3) (noun: 2) Male reproductive organ, also known as shaft.
Example:
1) (verb) "Dude, you're dicking me again bro?!"
2) (verb) "Do you have any clue how many times you have dicked me today?"
3) (verb) "Straight dicked..."
4) (noun: 1) "You're a dick and I hope you rot in hell."
5) (noun: 2) "I think she wants your dick man."


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