Banana hammock
A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.banana hammock
A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
Example:
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
banana hammock
1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.
Banana-Hammock
A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.
Banana Hammock
Banana Hammock
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Example:
Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.
Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.
Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.
Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.
Banana Hammock
a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")
Example:
1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"
1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"