old bastard
Old Bastard
Old Bastard
ˈōld bas· tard | \ ˈba-stərd (Noun)
1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work.
2. Damn good coffee.
1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work.
2. Damn good coffee.
Example:
1. // That old bastard...(insert bias breaking compliment.) It must be the coffee he drinks.
2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee
1. // That old bastard...(insert bias breaking compliment.) It must be the coffee he drinks.
2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee
Old Fashioned Bastard
Example:
"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."
"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."
Old Fashioned Bastard
1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.
2.) One who engages in above definition
2.) One who engages in above definition
Example:
1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.
2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!
1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.
2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!