bathing suit

this is basically just water-proof underwear if u think about it.



bathing suit
Although believed to be an outfit for swimming, it isn't
Technically, it is a SUIT for bathing
But do you know anyone who bathes in suit?
That's what i thought.
The term "bathing suit" is politically incorrect
While we're on the subject, so is your face
Example:
"Okay, BATHING SUITS!"
"I don't know about you, but I personally bathe in the nude so I don't know what you're asking us to do"
"No,like a bathing suit"
"Who wears a suit when they take a shower?"
"No, like to go to the beach"
"You want me to bathe at the beach?!?!"
"In front of everyone?"
"Okay, everyone in the back, and line up"
"That's just a little bit nasty"


Bathing Suit Shorts
When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.
Example:
Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.


bathing suit hickey
This is a condition which sometimes arises amongst female swimmers. Sometimes, the strap of a girl's bathing suit will rub up against her neck, and if this goes on for the entirety of a very long practice, hickey-like marks are left on the neck.
Example:
In the locker room after swim practice, Caroline noticed odd red marks on her neck. Jane, noticing them also, said, "Congratulations on your first bathing suit hickey."


The Macedonian Bathing Suit
Noun
Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.
Example:
"Wow, look at that hottie over there in the Macedonian Bathing Suit, I can't believe she isn't wearing a bottom."

"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."


out of bathing suit experience
When one or more body parts usually covered by a bathing suit are found to be hanging out of it. Commonly happens at the bottom of water slides or in areas where high surf conditions occur.
Example:
Whoa! That water slide was so huge, at the bottom I had to check my boobs to be sure I wasn't having an out of bathing suit experience.


bathing suit hickey
Action doll of the legend James Hickey with pool-side accesories. Comes complete with plastic sun lounger and pint glass.
Example:
I've got the new Bathing Suit Hickey, i know its a doll but he looks so sexy in that bathing suit!

My Bathing Suit Hickey is passed out on the side of the pool cos he drunk too much!


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