Belt
1. typically a leather strap used to
tighten pants2. to smack or hit someone3. to have a belt - is to drink a
swig of hard alcohol4. a wide path i.e.
bible belt
Belt
by SammiWammi on Dec 10, 2008 04:32:58
Enforcer of mothers'
wills. Doesn't need to be an actual belt, just the notion. Sometimes
the enforcer of fathers' wills, also.
Example:
Boy 1: Man, I'm in advanced classes.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Yeah, cuz my mom said I had to.
Boy 2: Do you always
do what yo momma tell you to?
Boy 1: Yeah, she got a
belt!
Belt
by mummummumumumumummummuum on Nov 01, 2019 22:53:11
Example:
Dad: That's it, you're getting
the belt!
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??
The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and
tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt
your kids
Belt
by some other idiot on Nov 17, 2020 21:43:09
Example:
Dad: Did you clean the
stove?
Me: Yes, I did.
Dad:*Looks at stove*. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STAIN?! *
Whips out
belt*.
Me: OH SHIT!
Belt
by Samofbev on Jan 08, 2011 03:40:41
Belt
by Brendan on Apr 05, 2003 22:55:36
Example:
''We
belted across the bridge
tae get away
fae they cunts''
Belt
by thebigpenis42069 on Feb 05, 2017 21:36:25
Definition 1:
A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to
uphold trousers or shorts when loose.
Definition 2:
Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.
Example:
Definition 1:
Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea
Definition 2:
Daddy:
Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son:
Daddy please not
the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy:
The belt is coming off, this is what you get
*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*
Belt
by Squirrel on Apr 30, 2003 03:54:47
Belt
by Ur FBI on Apr 05, 2023 12:28:52
Example:
Dad: SON! HOW DARE YOU GET AN A+!
Mom: HE GOT AN A+!?!?!
Son: *Walks over to his parents* Mom, dad...
Dad: EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT AN A+ AND NOT AN A++++++?!?!
Son: B-b-because...
Mom: *Gets
the belt*
Son: T-th-the belt? *Cries
intently*
Dad:*Takes belt and smacks son's bum*
Son: I'M GAY
Mom: Wtf?
Dad: Wth?
Big bro: Why tf?
Son: ...
Belt
by Tjshdhejeje on Apr 23, 2019 02:04:35