Splay

The act of collapsing as awkwardly and spread out as possible creating an unrivaled feeling of elation and euphoria and happiness - an act generally accomplished in the nude.



Splay
To spread them skank ass legs wide in hopes of attracting or luring in persons in search of poontang
Example:
DAMN did you see that bitch splay ova there? She aint even wearin any underwear. Guess I'll be seeing yall tomorrow


splay
v/n

verb: the act of opening ones steak sized labia in order to attract a mate
or
the act of coitus

noun: food item that is generally messy
Example:
verb: damn, that bitch had her cooter splayed out like an open-faced sandwhich!
or
she splayed for me on prom night!

noun:
yeah dude, my mom made this awesome splay...i think she said it was some sort of alfredo.


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