Bratislava

Beautiful capital of Slovakia. The place where young lousy Brits come to get pissed because they think that beer is cheaper there and that the local residents are eager to watch them tottering and roaring in the middle of a day. They usually damage statues, swim in fountains and act as total assholes. The situations is getting better as their economy sinks and the shabby bastards can no longer afford even the cheapest tickets.



Bratislava
The term "going to Bratislava" refers to the act of getting piss drunk, usually by means of - though not limited to - the consumption of a brand of cheap vodka known as "Taiga." The after effects of "going to Bratislava" may include throwing up on oneself and/or others, forgetting almost everything that occurred the previous evening, and developing an unbearable, seemingly perpetual hangover.
Example:
"Hey did you see the trail of vomit Thomas left in the parking lot after the party?"

"Yeah, he really went to Bratislava last night!"


Bratislava
It's a capital of Slovakia. Population is around 400 000 people. Town with nice girls, what more can you ask for?
It's worthy to come and check it out.
-Eurotrip movie is crap!!
Example:
+I ve seen on TV report from Bratislava. It does not look like in Eurotrip!!
-no way!
+yea, I m telling ya!


The Bratislava Tractor
The Bratislava Tractor is a deviant sexual act of placing one's knees into the back of a willing participant's knees during sexual relations, mostly this is performed in mud pits or marshes. The thrusting partner must drive their partner into the deepest part of the mud via thrusting and "gear shifting" *see grar shifting*. The act then follows with the thrusting partner using only their knees, firmly braced in the backs of their half buried partner's knees, to raise the stuck partner out of the deep pit.
Example:
Did you see Sergei giving his wife The Bratislava Tractor at Old Man Peabody's swamp?

Nah

Shit, OK


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