1. better than any game ever.

2. Better than fudge.

3. Better than going to hell.

The greatest alternative to sex, better than masturbation too.
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The US military's most effective recruiting tool. While I was in basic training down at FT Benning, I asked quite a few people as to why they joined the military. It wasn't for the college money, it wasn't to be a hero, it wasn't because of the bad economy, it was simply that they wanted to experience Call of Duty Modern Warfare in real life. This game has so many goddamn subliminal messages suggesting to people that they join the military that there is not enough stars in our own universe to account for them. Their recent trailer for Black Ops (there's a soldier in all of us) is going even farther, then it has before by adding a new addition of females to their target audience of angst filled teenagers. Instead of just using rap songs by popular artists such as Eminem, (popular with poor underprivileged people of the United States which military recruiters often go after) now they are even using celebrities in there trailers. Maybe the next Cock of Doody trailer will use Kid Rock so they can add an even new edition to the target audience of angsty poor male and female teenagers, the rednecks, white trash, and hicks.

Easily one of the best games of all time. The campaign unique, inventive, cinematic. The storyline itself is amazing. It takes you from flying into a smll middle-eastern country, to the radiation ridden mashes of Pripyat, Ukraine, to the mountains of Azberijiian and Russia. You fight as rookie SAS soldier "Soap MacTavish" and US Marine "Sgt. Paul Jackson" fighting terrorist soldiers and Pro-Soviet Russian Ultranationalists, ultimately ending in the head of the Russian rebels being killed, Sgt. Jackson dying shortly after a nuclear explosion, and nearly every member of the team of SAS operatives being killed.

As for the multiplayer, it has never-ending enjoyment and will not become boring, given any amount of time. Play online for fun and skill, don't show off by racking up points by using the M16 or Martyrdom and ruining the game for everyone.

The worst part, though, is Halo3 players and such bashing the game for being better. Halo 3 is a great game, but its multiplayer is frustrating and matchmaking tends to get linear and boring.

Awesome multi-platform game, which was game of the year, and ridiculously popular, even when it was released a while ago. Abbreviated as COD4. Buy it if you don't have it, and fuck Farcry. It's gonna suck.

a game that always fucks you over what was once fun is now shit cause the maps get very old after a while. the only way to have fun in cod 4 is when you block doors another fun move is in District in the house that has that room with a stair way next to it that leads to nothing stand in the doorway in that room and your team will keep spawning in there as someone menchend in halo 3 you get killed by five year olds in cod 4 you get killed by 12 year olds that spam grenades that your guy can throw over 2 buildings bounce 300 ft then blow up right next to you

The most overrated game in the history of video gaming.

To have anal sex.
Usually used as a Joke

The #1 selling game of 2007, with over 7 million units sold worldwide. Considering that it came out in November, that is very impressive.

Its probably the most fun game that I've ever played. UAV, airstrikes, helicopters, sweet weapons/weapon add-ons and unlockables.