Man From Nantucket

an amazing joke about a guy from Nantucket with a huge penis.



Man From Nantucket
A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.
Example:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it


Man From Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
as he wiped off his chin
he said with a grin
if my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it
-Brendon Urie
Example:
at a place where you should tell jokes you should tell the Man From Nantucket joke


Man from Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose dick was so long he could suck it ,

He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!
Example:
Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick


Man from Nantucket
Example:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.


There once was a man from Nantucket.
There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.
Example:
There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

By,Mikelly.


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