Jeeps

1. Being in the act of not giving a fuck.2. Awareness that you're the shit.Similar to real-life plot armor.A reference to how people feel while driving an SUV; you can drive as reckless as you want, because if you get into an accident, your car will always be fine compared to the other person's.



JEEP
Jeep has 2 acronyms

acronym 1: Just Empty Every Pocket
Acronym 2: Just Expect Every Problem

Jeeps are objectively the best automobile ever designed but man can they be a pain in the ass sometimes.
Example:
guy 1: dude I got a J.E.E.P the other day
Guy 2: Damn, is that good or bad for you?
Guy 1: It hurts ever so often but it will always take me wherever i want to go!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I had a jeep!


jeep
The most kickass vehicle on the face of the planet. Will go anywhere when properly equpped. Will crush little rice-boys no problem.
Example:
THat Jeep ZJ just ramped that Honda!!


Jeeping
Fourwheeling in a jeep
Example:
You goin Jeeping this afternoon?


Jeep
Small, efficient, 4x4 vehicle weighing in at less than 2500lbs with enough torque to pull a broken Hummer or 1/2-1 ton pickup truck out of a deep mudhole that made the mistake of thinking that they could keep up with a Jeep.
False accusations are commonly made as to the quality of the the vehicle's craftsmanship, or the size of the driver's erect penis. This is usually derived from the sense of insecurity that some experience when Jeeps and their owners appear. Unfortunately, this response does not have any debilitating effect on either the Jeep's performance, or the desire of the opposite sex for the driver's erect penis.
The most commonly recognized Jeep is the wrangler, whose body style is derived from the original Willys Jeep (JK,TJ,YJ,CJ). However there are also many other, equally awesome models.
The Jeep is the longest-running single vehicle model in the US (1942-PRESENT)
Example:
24hrs must pass before a person may be considered missing, longer if they own a Jeep.
Jeep. Have fun out there.


Jeep
A term used to loosely describe your SUV when trying to act like you're so full of life that you don't even know what you really drive.
Example:
I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.
Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
It's a Mitsubishi.
What model Mitsubishi?
A Jeep.
Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
No, it's a Mitsubishi.
What kind of Mitsubishi?
A Mitsubishi Jeep.
Do you have the VIN?
No, I don't.


JEEP
Military acronym for "Just Enough Experience to Post".

Used in the US Air Force Security Police/Security Forces career field to describe the new guy fresh out of basic training and tech school. The aforementioned new guy is typically an idiot and is almost always the guy who screwed up somehow, someway.
Example:
How do we explain to the LT that the Jeep managed to set the truck on fire with a fucking burrito wrapper? (actual event)
Shit, the Jeep just fucked up again.
Grab the Jeep and get him back on the line.


Jeep
etymology: The word jeep does originate as a shortening of the abbreviation "G.P." to the single syllable "Jeep". However, "G.P." is not an abbreviation for "General Purpose" as is commonly believed. The original vehicle designation used by the manufacturer (Ford) for the military "Jeep" was GPW, where G denotes that it was a government vehicle, P denotes that it has an 80" wheelbase (Ford used letters to denote increasing wheelbase; "A" being the narrowest) and W denoting that it was the Willys design.
Example:
Ford Motor Company produced Jeeps for the U.S. Government between 1942 and 1945.


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