Change channels
A sudden, temporary change in personality, often
creepy as hell, thought to be caused by
demonic possession, as he/she who changes channels speaks with a deep, evil, echoing voice, and the eyes glow a deep, blood-red color while this is happening. A normally cheerful, skip though a field of flowers person suddenly says something like "I will feast on your flesh, and pick my teeth with your bones". Recently, scientists are dumping on the idea of demonic possession, and instead blaming it on severe and continuous exposure to insanity. Research has proven that this phenomena occurs at random, and with little to no provocation, and is a distant cousin to the
shoop da whoop phenomenon.
changing the channel
by Dr Bunnygirl on Jun 23, 2020 10:29:53
When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics
abruptly or speak in
partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing
a beat.
Example:
These two keep changing the channel but their
highly attuned bat-like
radar lets them stay totally in
touch!
change the channel drama
by wearethem on Jan 07, 2009 16:52:21
Drama that is
not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody
make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.
Awkward turtle is commonly present.
Example:
not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done.
what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"
change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and
fuck everyone else.
i hate myself."